I probably wont post anymore songs I do - but I wanted to honor those who fought for freedom, who died for freedom AND for those who at least died free on 9-11.  These bastard terrorists will just have to choke on that - I'd rather die free than to live under their screwed up oppressive way of life.

"FREEDOM"

The reality of the situation is not perpendicular to the albatross what bore it in the heat of prostration.  Therefore declination to probate exacerbates the proponent there in, and no, while I am no fan of Palin, she does not look like a pig wearing lipstick! She looks nothing like my ex-wife Cujo.

Palin is a hot lookin' woman actually. If I were to vote a VP based on looks, she'd be Miss Babe USA. Now, somebody drag her butt back in the kitchen where she belongs and lay off the bacon & lipstick jokes with the poor woman - thats SEXIST I tell ya! Sexist!

Ok - just chalk this up to another bad night where my back pain is talking and not me exactly. I'm liable to say anything under such circumstances.  Herb quit eatin' that flower. Thats a Hibiscus - not a biscuit. BluesBrutha - stop stuffin' the silverware in your pockets. Its plastic anyway. I cant afford real silverware.

JFZ - tell the Big Giant Head, all is going according to plan. I'm not sure what that is, but its going well, going fast and on schedule.

Back hurts - leg numb & burning.
Painful. Not good. Bad. Very
bad.  Somebody out there
passed gas,  smell like rotten
cabbage.  Go home,
change clothes.

-   The End   -

Yes its true! I am updating the blawg!!!  Be still your beating hearts. Just when you given up hope and ready to throw yourselves off the cliff due to seperation anxiety (shut up and humor me) ..., I come to the rescue with more adu about nothing. Ok then theres the other stuff thats more important than nothing - but nothing is my specialty, my trademark, if you will.

The news is - back has been giving me more problems - but I can still get around without the cane. So thats the one benefit I got from the shots in the back.

I see Gigglesbee is still alive! I wondered what you been up to - we all miss you around here.  Also miss AbbyNormal since she moved - the old blog is gathering moss. Yeah true - all I gotta do is go to the new URL but all that exra typing.  Ok, true there is such a thing as book-marking on the favorites but stop it - your making me run out of excuses.  BlogDrive is home. What can I say. I tried moving a couple of times and you see where I end up - right here again. Im gambling Abby will throw in the towel to.  Muahahahahahaaaa!

Pick Your Battles?
I dont sound much like elvis but I keep getting invites to contests against heavy hitters in the elvis impressionist arenas.  I guess they need someone who they can take down and embarrasss in short order.  Kind of like pitting Michael Tyson against Woody Allen with bets on Tyson.  Woody as you know isnt even the weight of a chicken feather - and would make an excellent Tyson Chicken. A snack.  If youre gunna win something - pick competitors you know you can squash.  Just dont expect me to show up dressed to the hilt in sequinned high collar outer wear. Now the underwear, socks and sunglasses sliding across the floor is more my speed.

Latest Elbis Song I did - you'll see

This is a New Blog Entry. But you know what? I got nothin'.  So until I figure something out  - take a break - smoke em if you gottem. or not.  and while your at it, think up a caption for this pic. This is the scene outside the hospital when Lady Fri was having her surgery - I brought all my friends and the hospital staff thought we were all obnoxious so put us in the alley.