Gone not even one full day and I find my 70's orange shag carpet all covered in cookie crumbs and splashes of barf! If that's not bad enough some one or some several some ones broke off the famous Daveman theater sign and messed up the advert-box!!!! I made a temporary sign out of paper and taped it to the wall.
Anyways - I'm still on hiatus. Just thought I'd check in and let folks know someone tripped the alarm prompting me to see what was going on. An investigation is in the works to find out who stole my sign. Who ever the guilty party is will end up on a chain gang to pay for it. Thats right! the whole $1.50 and seeing chain-gangs only make 35 cents a day - I figure ((pauses and cyphers in head))... one thousand and twenty two days hard labor. I'm back on my Walk-a-Bout.
Posted at 11:50 pm - Scribbled out by
Daveman the Cool
-Alternate Reality Speak-
Am taking a break. I stay broke so that should pose no problem. So pitch a tent outside and wait. I need to recharge or something. Maybe a day should do it or two or three or ??? maybe an hour. It's a, "I wont know till I get there", type of thing. In the meantime - act busy and spread out. You look suspicious all lumped together. See ya.
Posted at 01:03 am - Scribbled out by
Daveman the Cool
-Alternate Reality Speak-
So far this year I've done lots! I woke up, got dressed, switched on the computer and went to the baff-room while the puter warmed up, had my breakfast, went outside to see if anything looked different (and it didn't), came back inside, turned on the Tv and listened to the news to see if the world blew up (and it didn't, not yet anyway).., logged onto the internet and posted this entry.
Looks like 2006 will be a busy year thus far. But really - what was I doing during the transition of 05 to 06? Was I watching Dick Clark do his annual gig at Times Square? Maybe I went to a grand fireworks celebtartorial? Or something else? If you said something else - make it sleeping and you guessed correctly.
I wanted to sit up and at least sing the traditional New Years song..., "Old Lame Sighs".., but alas.., the comfort of my bed seemed to call me... and I wasn't even on drugs! Is that cool? or what!? So what did you do during those critical minutes from 11:59pm to 12:00am?
NOTE: There is no way Im ever eating blackeyed peas for New Years or any other holiday. Unless of course its the only food available... THEN..., I'll eat it and make myself like it. Nuff sed, Jed. Come to think of it, I dont even listen to Blackeyed Peas. They get all in yer ears and thats nasty.
Posted at 06:31 am - Scribbled out by
Daveman the Cool
-Alternate Reality Speak-
Wow! We're Time Traveling From, 2005 to 2006!!
HAPPY PRE-NEW YEAR!
This is the closing day of 2005 and I'm spending it in part making this entry. How special is that? After all - it's just for YOU! It's the least I can do for a bunch of rowdies with the table manners of the ancient Mongols or yore. But hey, I love yous guys, ya know. Your like family -and who knew my relations were such barbarians (don't tell what I said about them - I know where you live).
I expect you people to behave yourselves and stay out of trouble - meaning, jail. You wild and crazy people you! Have fun but stay safe and remember - while you don't want the bad guys to wreck your celebrations, they are out there. This paranoid moment has been brought to you by your friendly neighborhood hood, Daveman!
Posted at 03:17 pm - Scribbled out by
Daveman the Cool
-Alternate Reality Speak-
Quiet. The darkness void. Smell of fear. Adroit fixation.
Laps of time. Arrhythmic heart. The rational mind. Lost.
Quivering lips. Blind ambition. Seeking recognition.
Bitter taste. The floor unclean. Questionless query.
........, Don't ask. You really don't want to know.
Your rambling friend..,
- Daveman
Posted at 04:56 am - Scribbled out by
Daveman the Cool
-Alternate Reality Speak-
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