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Saturday, December 31, 2005

Wow! We're Time Traveling From, 2005 to 2006!!

HAPPY PRE-NEW YEAR!

This is the closing day of 2005 and I'm spending it in part making this entry. How special is that? After all - it's just for YOU! It's the least I can do for a bunch of rowdies with the table manners of the ancient Mongols or yore. But hey, I love yous guys, ya know. Your like family -and who knew my relations were such barbarians (don't tell what I said about them - I know where you live).

I expect you people to behave yourselves and stay out of trouble - meaning, jail. You wild and crazy people you! Have fun but stay safe and remember - while you don't want the bad guys to wreck your celebrations, they are out there. This paranoid moment has been brought to you by your friendly neighborhood hood, Daveman!

Posted at 03:17 pm - Scribbled out by Daveman the Cool
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Antithesis

Quiet. The darkness void. Smell of fear. Adroit fixation.

Laps of time. Arrhythmic heart. The rational mind. Lost.

Quivering lips. Blind ambition. Seeking recognition.

Bitter taste. The floor unclean. Questionless query.

........, Don't ask. You really don't want to know.

Your rambling friend..,

- Daveman

Posted at 04:56 am - Scribbled out by Daveman the Cool
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Friday, December 30, 2005

Another Butter Peanut Butter Sammich Blog

I may post more later..., but right now I'd like to serve notice you're all in trouble. Or not. And while Im on the subject of trouble - I just joined leagues with the infamous El Guapo! No - wait - thats not his name... Uhm.. HERB! Yeah thats it. I'm a co-author.. on his Herb's Friends, blog.

Thats your offical FYI this morning so head for the water coolers and start gossiping about this - phenomenon ASAP.

Posted at 08:54 am - Scribbled out by Daveman the Cool
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Thursday, December 29, 2005

E.T., Phone Home

...., your mother called and she's worried.

THE MAN OF YO NON CONTEST (last blog entry) was won by two UnNamed people ( Ssprite and Herb and Jerry ). Don't bother asking who because I wont give you the identities, as I promised Ssprite and Herb I would not tell. The second un-named winner, herb, use the contact form because of that dreaded occasional glitch at Blog Drive which causes individual Comments and tags to dissapear.., which explains why you don't see his comment in the comments box.

Only thing is non of them said WHICH SMOTHERS BROTHERS was/is the man of Yo. Tommy Smothers of course. Here is your prize.... [ * * * * * ] five asterisks. Seeing it was a non contest, I still felt guilty that I offered nothing so I spared no expense in bringing you those five asterisks. They are state of the art, and require no batteries to use. Enjoy.

MORE ABOUT THE, SMOTHERS BROTHERS - CLICK ME

Posted at 11:16 am - Scribbled out by Daveman the Cool
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Tuesday, December 27, 2005

The Man of Yo

This is not a contest for anything - its just to see if you know. Ssprite started this sort of..., so blame her. Does anyone know who the Man of Yo is?

I give only one hint - AND PLEASE DO NOT GOOGLE, YAHOO or any other online search. You may call a friend on the phone - and what you call him or her is your business.., just be nice about it.

[ HINT: He Fell into a vat of chocolate ]

Posted at 05:14 pm - Scribbled out by Daveman the Cool
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