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Friday, December 09, 2005
TISMUS!

I will now ting wu a Tismus thong
**using best Elvis voice ala Elmer Fudd & Buck Wheat**
I uh hab a bu tismus mitout wu...,
I uh be toe bu ting-un ub wu
 
Deh huh waishuns ub wed
On uh dween tismus tee
wont nah be da tame
Ip wu na heya weh meh
 
An weh dose bu no fakes tart fawin
An weh dose bu memoweeds tart fawin
Wu be dwon aw wite weh yo Tismus ub why
But I uh hab uh bu - bu - bu Tismus
 
Ooo-Ooo-Ooo- Ooo
 
Deh huh waishuns ub wed
On uh dween tismus tee
Oh wo be da tame
Ip wu nah heh betide meh
 
I uh hab a bu Tismus dah fo tertan..,
An dah wheh dat bu har aye tar huh un
Yu uh beh dwon awe wite
Weh yo Tismus uh why
Buh I uh hab a bu - bu - bu Tismus
 
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Tank wu. Tank wu berry muh.
NEVER ever sing just after eating a lot of ice.

Posted at 07:54 am - Scribbled out by Daveman the Cool
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Thursday, December 08, 2005
Let It Snow, Let It Snow, Let It Snow...,

........., but don't eat the yellow stuff. Not good for you.  We have our first winter snow this year and its just peppering the ground so I guess by Colorado or Alaska standards this may be little more than a frost.  Still it's snow to me non the less. Last year we had snow drifts at a massive 3 feet in hieght..., about a foot deep average - and we had it for X-mas no less. A drop in the bucket by the northern states standards - don't remind me. :-)
            Some of you may recall the pic or pics I  posted of last years snow..., but alas I lost my CD that I stored them on so I cant post em now. Not a big loss in itself but I had a ton of my Grandson's pics on it! That gives me a major case of the growls.
 
            Anyway in other news:  I did my rant on Santa but even so, some guy someplace demonstrated really bad taste by hanging a bound and gagged Santa dummy from a tree calling it "artistic expression".   I mean, really.  In one respect it's funny - but yet its just not right somehow.  I have no idea if it was a professed Christian who did this or an atheist or someone who just thought it was funny.  It's violent imagery and just not in keeping with peace and joy.., not defending Santa..., but still.  Common sense has to kick in at some point.., a line drawn in the sand... uhm..., in the snow rather.
 
            In other news a Great Grandmother gets tasered by a zealous cop.  She was charged with resisting arrest and thus resulted in the tasering. The security video simply showed the woman sitting as the cop spoke to her aiming his toy. She did nothing yet he zapped her. [Credit for drawing my attention to it goes to Miss Ginger]
            Now, this guy was king kong in size comparison and this elderly lady posed NO physical threat.  Had the woman tried to get medieval with the officer, he could have easily dealt with her without hurting her. But nope.  I guess it was a new toy he had been itching to play with.     Despite the video clearly showing a senseless abuse of authority on a defenseless human being, the woman is still in jail and the charges of resisting arrest remain.
            I know violence is taboo for Christians - but a situation like that (God forgive me), I would have been on him like ugly on an ape. Yeah, I would have gotten tasered or worse.., but come on. Zapping an old woman like that? Okay - if she'd of had a knife or a gun.. yeah - zap the crap out of her.. but this was not the case.
 
Okay - I'm done now. As you were people.  Get back to work, cleaning or whatever it was you were doing when you came here.

Posted at 10:31 am - Scribbled out by Daveman the Cool
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Wednesday, December 07, 2005
My Views on Christmas & Santa

NOTE: Most of this is for Christian benefit - but non believers or non church goers may benefit to some degree as well. This entry is not created to tick people off - but to get the old cerebral unit working. Hopefully I dont tick anyone off, as what I have to say/share is out of personal concern, not purely accusation, but more aptly.., Cautionary Advice.

            It seems a lot of folks are posting varying angles on Christmas, which I might add, more and more is becoming a bi-word in light of the political correctness creeping across this formerly great land of ours like a sinister shadow growing as the sun slowly fades behind the horizon.  Take away what once was a very strong part of American culture to please other cultures and you  take away its backbone for the sake of "other nation's ideals" and "ideals of others who have never stood for truth, justice and the American way".., thats what I say and I stand by it as corny as that may sound to some.
 
            However - I digress somewhat.  Christmas is not about America. Christmas is about the greatest gift born to mankind from God above;  Jesus Christ.  My views on Christmas are complex and sometimes appears in conflict to those who haven't a clue of what I'm talking about.      Lets face it. I have not mastered the fine art of verbal communication / expression, and that translates over into my writing..., and yet my writing is more concise than my speaking - Yikes!
            The early Christians did not celebrate Christmas and was not an integral function of the Church.. This is a Roman Catholic Church tradition. Non the less, there is no great evil in celebrating the birth of Christ Jesus.  The greatest evil in Christmas today - is the sharing the spotlight of a mythical figure, Santa Clause.  This red suited Santa is an overblown extrapolation of a very real fellow referred to as Saint Nicholas (aka St Nick) - and in no way was he able to fly in a sled with reindeer and deliver toys all over the world in a single night, and all that other jive.  This Santa Clause is a mythical figure based on a lie, not the real person for whom it is attributed.
 
            Which brings me to the evil of Santa Clause. Oh come on.., don't look at me like that.  How many times have some of you claimed you hate liars? And you're going to carry this, Santa, lie over onto your children? It seems we (fingers point at me as well) are really big on principles until it hits home, then its a different story as we start in justifying our right to lie to our kids and other children.
            As you may know, I'm not Santa Clause, but I played one on Tv.., well.., not actually on Tv - but in the Mall - once upon a time.  And I shared in the lie and became a principle player in perpetuating this ages old custom. To be honest, I felt like one major creep when I lied to the kiddies who sat on my lap, pouring out their hearts for a commercial Christmas. Christ held no meaning for these children.   Pay attention class.., this is going to get dicey...
            To pseudo quote John Lennon, "Santa Clause is more famous (with kids) than Jesus Christ". And thats the reality. Let me see. CHRIST-MAS or SANTA -MAS? What holiday is that again?  I dunno - toss me a bone here. And this red suited demi-god, is going to hog Christ's spotlight. Dude! Its JESUS BIRTHDAY PARTY! Not Santa's. Incidentally Christ's actual birth-date is unknown;  December 25th is just a selected day to celebrate Jesus birth.., and lets leave it at that to keep this entry simple as possible.
 
        To Fellow Christians; it's an outright shame to share a lie in line with Christ.    Christ and liars don't mix.  I have ran into a few atheists who got their start this way. They found out Santa did not exist, so they reasoned that this Christ who knows when you were bad or good just like St. Nick, had to be a part of the big fraud.  And who's the blame? The atheist who was created because of the lies told in association with a real Christ? No, the child is not at fault.
        Certainly not all atheists became atheists because of this fact alone, but a large number of them have it as a root source. It's not the kid's fault. So who's fault is it? The parent who played the Santa game full out, that's who.  This is a case of, "The truth hurts" and the old defensive mechanism kicks in to justify or dance around the issue (been there, done that, lost the T-shirt).
 
            I am not for one minute claiming perfection, nor am I hinting that I am better than anyone else. Even so, I have taken great pains to never teach my daughter that Santa was a viable person. I explained to her what Christmas was about and that this Santa dude is just a fictional character made up for fun and has nothing to do with Christ despite the "Saint Nicholas" reference.  She has not been the worse for it, however conflict of interest arose when (the then wife) Ditsy, turned around to insist to our daughter Santa was Real and went as far as to suggest Jesus was Santa.  I'm sorry - but talk about overkill..., you have an idea why I call her Ditsy.
 
            Let me digress again; Not every child is ruined when they discover Santa is a lie, and they don't all confuse Santa with Christ. BUT the harm is still set in stone. A subconscious message is embedded that reads, "it's okay to lie, it's okay to deceive".  When we tell a child it's wrong to lie or to deceive and we go to great lengths to pass Santa off as a reality - that's an outright conflict of interest even if you are not religious.
 
I haven't even touched on the commercialism, nor the fact that our children learns, "Happiness is gained with Material Things".  Children can easily get caught up into this materialism thing and again, associates it with.., Christmas, and of Christmas, Santa who gives them things to be happy. Seldom is Christ the fore figure in their thoughts.
 
            This has been my view of Christmas that I have not seen covered elsewhere.  I ask you please, keep Christ in - and don't let your child confuse the mythical figure of  Santa with reality.   I can't order anyone to do as I do, nor view things my way and I wont even try.  I'm simply hoping to appeal to your sense of reason and let the reader take it from there.
            When I was a child (yes, I really was at one time) before they started going to Church, my parents pulled the Santa ruse off with cunning.  We had the X-mas tree up and not one gift under it, not even on Christmas Eve. But Christmas morning "WOW!"  All those colorful wrapped packages were brimming from under the tree. "Santa made his delivery" we kids were told.  Personally I didn't fully buy into it. We didn't even have a chimney for Pete's sake... by the way.., who is this Pete guy and what does he have to do with this?  Bah.., never mind about Pete for now. AHEM! Anyways..,
            While I personally did not turn atheist, the whole thing about Santa and Christ did cause me some concern, and yep I had even considered the possibility that since Santa was fake and the parents and the public at large went to such great lengths to make him look real, why not Christ Jesus?  Rare is the child who does not ponder this UNLESS they were told the truth from the start.   There is a wisdom to HONESTY.
 
            The Bible tells us no liar will have any part of the world to come. So I ask, how much more so if we lie to our children.., children that Jesus loves dearly?  As a Christian, dare I train my child to lie and be an example of how to deceive?  I'm sorry, but I can't do it. Not intentionally anyway.

For the record
- I am not passing Judgment on the Reader.  That's for the Reader to do for his/her own self.

Posted at 07:26 am - Scribbled out by Daveman the Cool
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Tuesday, December 06, 2005
Planet Davemania Mystery Mounds

          Another mysterious pic from the planet, Davemania.  You are viewing Lake Rustolia Mystery Mounds in the desert regions - the waters are highly toxic (blame poor bladder control). The tourist is a friend of the family and he is excited to view this grand visage.
 
 
         Legend had it that Martians once tried to secretly colonize this area and built these mounds without a face. Diseases wiped them out. Yeah like in that movie.  Anyway, we have tours there if anyone is interested.  The next charter flight about the Davemania Star-cruiser is sometime in the next millennia - so get your tickets now!
 
Okay - its just customized computer generated landscape.., and I placed a friends picture in it, added some shadow, did some smoothing and voilą! I guess I had you going with the space flight tour up until this point no doubt, eh? <wink>

Posted at 12:01 pm - Scribbled out by Daveman the Cool
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Monday, December 05, 2005
There's no need to fear!

        ...., "Underdog is here!"  One of America's favorite 1964 blasts from the past superheros, was Underdog! He had the speed of lightning, roar of thunder, fighting all who rob and plunder.  But I noticed two things since I've grown up and watched this show again with an educated eye.
#1.  He never busted any drug dealers!
#2.  What kind of pill is that in his ring?
 
        Yes, Underdog could kick heiney with the best of the superfreaks but when things really got going rough, he'd pop a pill hidden in his ring!!  I suspect it was a steroidal substance and I also believe his girlfriend, Sweet Polly Purebred, was his supplier. She made darn sure he had that pill at all costs.
        And to think - I once looked up to Underdog. I am hoping of course the ring with the secret pill compartment only held a Caffeine Pill or maybe a fancy Kool-aide compressed pill?  Bah - whatever. Yes I am hurting for an entry today. Any complaints about this blog-entry should be phoned in at 1-800-EAT-DIRT.    If you enjoyed reading this dirt, dial 1-800-YOU-SMART.

 If You Dialed the Complaint Number - the black vans and choppers will be arriving for you shortly. Please do not resist as it could only get worse.

Posted at 11:06 am - Scribbled out by Daveman the Cool
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