9 out of 10 Goat Herders prefer women with hairy chests.  This is not to be confused with hairy bosoms because even a goat herder would find that deeply disturbing.

10 out of 10 Russian makes prefer women with hairy legs and buttocks. Don't ask why. No, seriously - don't ask why because we didn't ask and no answer was given. Why? Call it, a fear factor. Sometimes ignorance is bliss.

8 out of 10 Ant Milk farm workers prefer women with think bushy mustaches. Ladies - do you see a trend starting here?

HAIRY Women are sexy! eh..., to somebody. Just not me. As you were. I am finished wasting your time. Thank you.

Hello - I see you came. This is your Intervention! Some of you are missing out on the experience of rotting your brain watching television for hours upon hours and lots of minutes in between.

Some of you have been dragging your heels on getting converted as well. The digital age is upon you my friends and if you're television is not digital you are going to miss even MORE mindless time killing television! DON'T LET THIS HAPPEN TO YOU!!!

Yes real life stuff is getting in the way. Exercising, visiting friends or relatives, going to sporting events, jogging - AND WHAT THE HECK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING Visiting your In-Laws!! How insane is that? THEY HATE YOU for crying out loud. They really do. Its a universal law - that In-laws hate your guts. It maybe in writing someplace as well. In fact it is! I just wrote it - HELLO!?

You have till the 16th of this month (i think) to get your digital converter box. If you don't get converted then You will be forced to watch a hissing snowfield for eternity. Unless of course you have a digital ready Tv - any Tv manufactured after 2007? or something like that - is digital ready.

You are on cable? or satellite Tv? You're good then. Your cable or satellite box will make your Tv work ok - BUT you wont let those extra Local Simultaneous broadcasts that digital broadcast have. One local station could possibly broadcast 2 or 3 or more programs at the same time.

Ok - enough of your soured sneers and disbelief. Soon the hissing snowfield will strike. Now I know how Noah felt when he warned Earth's inhabitants of the coming flood. Mock me if you will - but I'm going out now and build me some giant snow shoes.

Never laughed so hard in my life!  Ok, I have but
that's between my therapist and me.

I have all the right answers - but no one is asking me the right questions. Grrrrr!
Ye foolish mortals. Bow in the presence of .., of.., whatever it is I am. Stoned on pain killers I think. Ok, thats good, Bow in the presence of the guy stoned on pain killers.

I would mention I'm getting a lap top but I don't want to show off my superiority complex too much. That and I already mentioned it. Yep no one has owned a laptop computer before. Shup and humor me. Don't anger the stoned guy on pain killers. He may freak out and start spitting like a Lama with overt salivation glands. I udder the thought.

Good night all. And remember I dont think I am better than other people. Dont be preposterous!  I am! (i am on pain killers so let me tweak).

I'm getting a HP 550 Laptop from Windstream making small monthly payments. And when I get it - WOW! I will do stuff! Stuff I can do on my regular computer..., ok.., but I cant take the regular computer wit me places and so as much as I travel, this Laptop will come in handy!!

If I travel to the bathroom - I will have it! If I travel to the back porch - i will have it with me! If I decide for whatever reason to travel to and sit on the front lawn - I will have it with me. Yes I travel extensively!! Travelin' Dave is what they call me! Actually they don't - I'm not going to tell what they really call me. I'm not even saying who THEY really is. Mostly cause I don't know who THEY is. But I think they live in the shadows or sumpin.

I'm such a cool guy! Too bad no one reads my blog. They don't know what they is missin'!! But then - them that did come missed what I didn't put up cause I been a drop out and not blogging in all of forever. Oh well. If no one can take a joke. ~ sigh ~

I miss my buddies. They all ran off. Ok, Ang stopped by - threw some golf balls at me, and even read an entry or three. Which was nice. The check is in the mail Ang!

Been having more new back pains and new medical issues. YEAH! I so freakin' rawk! I do! It's soooo sad I'm the only one who realizes it though.

Good day - I wasn't up to blogging but felt I should write
something. So I will.  "SOMETHING". And so I did. Its always
good to have talent like that. Hasta Lavista!