Dracula bugged me to let him sing you a couple of songs - so here they are. Maybe he'll get off my back now.

 

THANKS FOR THE MEMORY


DANCE TO THE MUSIC (Rock & Roll)

Yes. The cold still has me in its icy cold grips. It has the grips maaaan!  Between the cold and the back pain I am in thrill city. The sneezing, the coughing, the runny nose - and the hacking up mucus. OH JOY!!! - and now my [ENTER] Key is pulling up new tabs in my browser and have no clue why.  So I cant make breaks in this blog entry like I am wont to do. Gloom! Dispair! Agony on me! Whoa!  Ok I am done now.  No Im not. I blew money on so called "Free access to movies!" - paid 30 bux for a Torrent Program that searches out FREE Movies!  And I cant get my money back.  They dont tell you this stuff until AFTER you pays your money.  They equate this service to the same as Cable Tv services without the extra expense, not illegal. Looks illegal to me - BUT the software itself is legal - not the use of it.  Lucky me.  Ok I am gone. Laters all.

 - I called the Big Giant Head and told him that the postponed invasion of Earth can commence. Unfortunately with the rise in gas prices, the invasion force will be arriving by bicycle. A two hundred million trillion light year bicycle ride across the cosmos will take a while.  I figure all you Earthlings have enough time to watch a couple of movies, eat a few pizzas, swill a few root-beers.  2 weeks according to my imported Russian Super Calculator.  The invasion force will be peddling VERY fast.  Poor devils.

By the time they get here, they might be too exhausted to do anything but sleep so that would give you a little extra time. And then there's always the chance that the Big Giant Head will call it off because his birthday is coming up and he really hates getting involved with other forms of mingling and socializing this close to his specual "him" day.

Mental Note:
"Mawma - I been a bad boy an I'm all messed up inside. Rub my wittle head?"

Once again I find myself not feeling good. I'm on the pain meds and this blog entry is where my mind takes me.  Thats ok, except you the reader has to endure it. On behave of the Big Giant Head galactic collective I apologize.  Now about that head rubbing......

Me am sick. Me have a cold. Nose running, coughing, itchy throat,
achy all over - and my long running back pain gave me a couple
days relief till last night now it wants to vie for attention with my
runny nose.  Grrrrr.   I surely gunna die frum dis cold.

Me? Mister negativity? not so - not so!
When I say something is gunna go bad
I am certain of it. Cant get any more
positive than that?  Hah.  Oh my back!

My blog entry is over now.  I said my piece.  errr peace. Whatever
just go home and let me bask in my discomforts.  I enjoy it so.
** groan **

Quick note to Marty's Ex. (aka "Name")  I dont want you posting Marty's personal life no matter how you view it on my Blog, not in the comments, not on the Tagboard. Got it?  As far as I know you are hell bent to smear Marty - logically I dont know beans about YOU nor do I know Marty's private life and it should remain that way until HE decides to make it known.  If you want to post GOOD things about Marty - no problem just be gutsy and identify yourself instead of hiding.  What you are doing is illegal. There are "Bullying Laws" regarding the internet that apply not just to children and teens but adults as well  Marty is NOT a celebrity. His private life is not open to public scrutiny.  "Name" whoever you are - Do Not Post Any Thing more about Marty - just go away.

TO MY FRIENDS ...,
Thank you - I appreciate you lots and lots. Yes perfect grammar and precision spleling is my bag baby, yeah!  Here's the bad news.  I GOT A COLD! Feel sorry for me, hug me, Talk Baby Talk To Me, Hand me my Blanky, and wipe my nose for me - but I can wipe my butt by myself.  Ok?  I mean I got to save a little bit of dignity for myself right? Yew know thats right!  Self respect? That went out the window a long time ago. heh.

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Now Back To The Blogging..,
Sorry Ladies and Gentle dudes who commented on my last post and are my friends - I am out of time and have to tend to my cold.  Again - I thank you!  Herb, Pen, Laurabell, Lady Fri, and Dr.Doug and those who just didnt say nuttin - you all is da cats Meowsers.