Me am sick. Me have a cold. Nose running, coughing, itchy throat,
achy all over - and my long running back pain gave me a couple
days relief till last night now it wants to vie for attention with my
runny nose.  Grrrrr.   I surely gunna die frum dis cold.

Me? Mister negativity? not so - not so!
When I say something is gunna go bad
I am certain of it. Cant get any more
positive than that?  Hah.  Oh my back!

My blog entry is over now.  I said my piece.  errr peace. Whatever
just go home and let me bask in my discomforts.  I enjoy it so.
** groan **

Quick note to Marty's Ex. (aka "Name")  I dont want you posting Marty's personal life no matter how you view it on my Blog, not in the comments, not on the Tagboard. Got it?  As far as I know you are hell bent to smear Marty - logically I dont know beans about YOU nor do I know Marty's private life and it should remain that way until HE decides to make it known.  If you want to post GOOD things about Marty - no problem just be gutsy and identify yourself instead of hiding.  What you are doing is illegal. There are "Bullying Laws" regarding the internet that apply not just to children and teens but adults as well  Marty is NOT a celebrity. His private life is not open to public scrutiny.  "Name" whoever you are - Do Not Post Any Thing more about Marty - just go away.

TO MY FRIENDS ...,
Thank you - I appreciate you lots and lots. Yes perfect grammar and precision spleling is my bag baby, yeah!  Here's the bad news.  I GOT A COLD! Feel sorry for me, hug me, Talk Baby Talk To Me, Hand me my Blanky, and wipe my nose for me - but I can wipe my butt by myself.  Ok?  I mean I got to save a little bit of dignity for myself right? Yew know thats right!  Self respect? That went out the window a long time ago. heh.

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Now Back To The Blogging..,
Sorry Ladies and Gentle dudes who commented on my last post and are my friends - I am out of time and have to tend to my cold.  Again - I thank you!  Herb, Pen, Laurabell, Lady Fri, and Dr.Doug and those who just didnt say nuttin - you all is da cats Meowsers.

I removed the Tagboard - I watched as this person started a fuss then suggest he or she is leaving BUT begins manipulating people to feel sorry for his or her ass. I'm sorry -  BUT I'm not buying into that asshole's closing guilt trip remarks. No friend comes off the way this person did and then gets pissed at you because you know no more then he or she does then questions your friendship status.  This so called CLOSE great friend of Marty's who knew nothing expects we so called lesser friends to know more?  COME ON! Get real! He or she is a friend of Marty's. NOT likely.  Gunna make me feel guilty in leaving this blog after the disruption he or she caused?  Piss me off YES - make me feel guilty - NO!

Thats the same manipulation tactic my ex used to do to me - start a big fight, then make me feel like the asshole who started it when she didn't get her way.  I'm not playing that game.  The ex tried killing me and failed. I guess this dumbass feels he or she did not fully get Marty to do himself in, wants us to hand him Marty over on a silver platter to finish driving him over the edge. I'm not playing that game.

APOLOGIES - for my language - but this has really really got my dander up. Hopefully I'll get this back to normal and delete these past negative posts. And yeah put the Tagboard back up later - maybe.

I am in unbelievable pain - new problems with the back and not up to doing this update but Someone whoever he or she is has really pissed me off on all kinds of levels.  Wanting to know if Marty "offed" himself - then when I chide the person of his or her cold way of asking and not answer his or her question, said person challenges my status as Marty's friend.

I don't owe anyone any explanations or excuses or anything else. Especially some idiot who challenges my status as Marty's friend when he or she acts like he or she has an interest in his welfare and doesn't have answers his or her self.

I have written Marty a number of times - no response. I figured if he wanted to reply he would do so in his own time. I'm not about to press him. He may not have even read my messages. I have been there, and some of you know I have not answered immediately - depression makes you withdrawn.

So no - I do not know anything about whats happened to Marty and pray he is alright. When I changed computers - I lost his blog URL and don't know where its at even.  I have problems my own self - I don't need some cavalier asshole coming here and start in with less than real concern about a friend, then start challenging me on my friends status with anyone.

I have let friends down - I am fully aware of that.  It has never been deliberately, and I do not dismiss my friend's concerns.  I fight every freaking day to find reasons to keep going.  I want to fight my way back to some form of normalcy - assholes like this are NOT helping.

 I dont discuss my depression in detail with anyone - though people (friends) have offered. I just dont do it.  I love my friends even though I haven't seemed like it. I appreciate my friends even though in my depression I have not appeared like it.  I hate what I become but what I am what I am at least for now. To my friends I offer apologies for my actions - but to this ASSHOLE - get off my back and crawl back under your rock and leave me AND Marty the hell alone.

I could ban this person - BUT - in so doing in the past banning one person somehow effected two or three others and they could not post.

Anyone knowing what has happened to Marty or having his blog URL - use the contact form below left side bar and let me know.  Thank you.

I have to get out of this chair and lay down for a while  - I cant sit very long at a time - its painful to stand very long, sit very long or even to walk very long.

I have kidnapped your precious Daveman! Muahahahaa! Not to worry. I'm not asking you for the Ransom.  HE has to pay ME - Or else! If he don't, then You WILL see him again, that much I promise. Uhm.... I mean if he does pay you will see him again .., yeah .., yeah.., thats what i meant.

But if he don't pay - He wont see himself again. Muahahahahaa! Muahahahahaa! Muahahahahaa! Muahahahahaa! Muahahahahaa! Muahahahahaa! Muahahahahaa! Muahahahahaa! Muahahahahaa! Muahahahahaa! - cough - cough - wheeeeeze .....,  AHEM!

The problem is, he says he is fine with that, no more mirrors to tend to, no appearance pressures, no fashion trends, he doesn't even want to get out and vote for any presidential candidate casting of losers.., as he put it.  No this no that. I was asking for a million dollars but he showed me his bank book so I had to reduce my demand to $5.25

The man is nuts. He's salivating on his arms as a plan to try and slip the cuffs off his wrists.  I'm not sure why he is wearing hand-cuffs, because all I did was shackle him to the wall. One of you must have furnished him with those cuffs.  And you thought I was insane? Yeah - right.

Signed
~ Kidnapper Daveman
Yeah I kidnapped myself!
it has the merit of never been
tried before. That I know of