I removed the Tagboard - I watched as this person started a fuss then suggest he or she is leaving BUT begins manipulating people to feel sorry for his or her ass. I'm sorry -  BUT I'm not buying into that asshole's closing guilt trip remarks. No friend comes off the way this person did and then gets pissed at you because you know no more then he or she does then questions your friendship status.  This so called CLOSE great friend of Marty's who knew nothing expects we so called lesser friends to know more?  COME ON! Get real! He or she is a friend of Marty's. NOT likely.  Gunna make me feel guilty in leaving this blog after the disruption he or she caused?  Piss me off YES - make me feel guilty - NO!

Thats the same manipulation tactic my ex used to do to me - start a big fight, then make me feel like the asshole who started it when she didn't get her way.  I'm not playing that game.  The ex tried killing me and failed. I guess this dumbass feels he or she did not fully get Marty to do himself in, wants us to hand him Marty over on a silver platter to finish driving him over the edge. I'm not playing that game.

APOLOGIES - for my language - but this has really really got my dander up. Hopefully I'll get this back to normal and delete these past negative posts. And yeah put the Tagboard back up later - maybe.

I am in unbelievable pain - new problems with the back and not up to doing this update but Someone whoever he or she is has really pissed me off on all kinds of levels.  Wanting to know if Marty "offed" himself - then when I chide the person of his or her cold way of asking and not answer his or her question, said person challenges my status as Marty's friend.

I don't owe anyone any explanations or excuses or anything else. Especially some idiot who challenges my status as Marty's friend when he or she acts like he or she has an interest in his welfare and doesn't have answers his or her self.

I have written Marty a number of times - no response. I figured if he wanted to reply he would do so in his own time. I'm not about to press him. He may not have even read my messages. I have been there, and some of you know I have not answered immediately - depression makes you withdrawn.

So no - I do not know anything about whats happened to Marty and pray he is alright. When I changed computers - I lost his blog URL and don't know where its at even.  I have problems my own self - I don't need some cavalier asshole coming here and start in with less than real concern about a friend, then start challenging me on my friends status with anyone.

I have let friends down - I am fully aware of that.  It has never been deliberately, and I do not dismiss my friend's concerns.  I fight every freaking day to find reasons to keep going.  I want to fight my way back to some form of normalcy - assholes like this are NOT helping.

 I dont discuss my depression in detail with anyone - though people (friends) have offered. I just dont do it.  I love my friends even though I haven't seemed like it. I appreciate my friends even though in my depression I have not appeared like it.  I hate what I become but what I am what I am at least for now. To my friends I offer apologies for my actions - but to this ASSHOLE - get off my back and crawl back under your rock and leave me AND Marty the hell alone.

I could ban this person - BUT - in so doing in the past banning one person somehow effected two or three others and they could not post.

Anyone knowing what has happened to Marty or having his blog URL - use the contact form below left side bar and let me know.  Thank you.

I have to get out of this chair and lay down for a while  - I cant sit very long at a time - its painful to stand very long, sit very long or even to walk very long.

I have kidnapped your precious Daveman! Muahahahaa! Not to worry. I'm not asking you for the Ransom.  HE has to pay ME - Or else! If he don't, then You WILL see him again, that much I promise. Uhm.... I mean if he does pay you will see him again .., yeah .., yeah.., thats what i meant.

But if he don't pay - He wont see himself again. Muahahahahaa! Muahahahahaa! Muahahahahaa! Muahahahahaa! Muahahahahaa! Muahahahahaa! Muahahahahaa! Muahahahahaa! Muahahahahaa! Muahahahahaa! - cough - cough - wheeeeeze .....,  AHEM!

The problem is, he says he is fine with that, no more mirrors to tend to, no appearance pressures, no fashion trends, he doesn't even want to get out and vote for any presidential candidate casting of losers.., as he put it.  No this no that. I was asking for a million dollars but he showed me his bank book so I had to reduce my demand to $5.25

The man is nuts. He's salivating on his arms as a plan to try and slip the cuffs off his wrists.  I'm not sure why he is wearing hand-cuffs, because all I did was shackle him to the wall. One of you must have furnished him with those cuffs.  And you thought I was insane? Yeah - right.

Signed
~ Kidnapper Daveman
Yeah I kidnapped myself!
it has the merit of never been
tried before. That I know of

Have you ever had one of THOSE days? Yeah, you know what I am talking about and speaking as of which - why cant they make a SPELL CHECKER that will actually corrected all the repeat misspelled words at one time rather than take you through every single one!   Common words like "the" misspelled as "teh" or "you" as "yuo" for example.  Am I the only one to misspell these words every now and then when getting in a hurry?

I am?  Well poot.  Yeah, thats right! I SAID "POOT".  I knew you would be impressed at my word usage skills.  I are smart. Be envious!  No seriously - I expect it. Go ahead, be envious - its alright.  Just this once, bask in it! I insist.  It becomes you, you should wear it more often, maybe with that new ensemble you purchased recently? Yeah - now you're talkin'!

Some dude made news supposedly famous for FREE HUGS?  What thuh???  I don't recall charging for my hugs - do you?  So WHY the blue hades is HE famous and all that crud??? When I say crud, Im not talking about HUGS being crud, but when doing it for attention instead of from the heart - Thats Crud! Why cant WE be famous for giving away hugs.  Someone might say "Yeah but he was hugging strangers, Dave! not himself".  And I haven't?  I have hugged strangers who seemed to need it.  I WANT MY 15 MINUTES OF FAME!

"But Dave! CHILL!  This man was NOT looking for attention when he gave away the hugs".  Oh really?  Then what the heck was with that big hand painted sign around his neck, "Free Hugs"??  ATTENTION - Hello! He probably called the media to observe his so called act of kindness too.

Of course I am kidding about wanting 15 minutes of fame for hugging somebody.  I don't advertise - "Hey people - look at me - I am hugging this person FOR FREE". Never have, never will. Somebody contact my agent - I need to copyright that as my new slogan next time I go out to hug someone I don't know.

I don't know about you - but Im going now to get hugs from Lady Fri. She's handing them out for free too. Oh the $1.25 thing?  That's just the handling fee.

Daveman in his first dance movie?
This is wild - they changed up my photo a bit, stripped off my beard a little and I think my eyebrows - LoL.  They things the make up crew does to ya for the big screen.   Uhm - but uh - yeah thats really me dancing - (cough-cough)
Now about those back problems....