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Wednesday, November 21, 2007

My New Grandson

At long last - I have a picture of my grandson Job.., and NO he is NOT Dr. Evil's "Mini-Me" contrary to popular belief. LOL. Born October 31st 2007...,

Job with his first best friend that I got him

"I LOVE YOU SURROGATE GRAND-MAMA!!!!"
HAPPY THANKSGIVING DAY
WISHES TO ALL MY FRIENDS
AND FAMILY MY BLOGDRIVE FAMILY
AND MY BIX FAMILY

Posted at 06:35 pm - Scribbled out by Daveman the Cool
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Its the Rockin' Dave Show!

Good Morning America! Its the, Rockin Dave Show, live on SUXS Radio, here at 3:56 AM in the morning. And I am, Rockin Dave, your host.., ready to take your requests LIVE on the air. While I'm waiting for the phones to fill in their que.., here's a nifty number by.., Jimmy JoJo and the Harlets.., in Jimmy JoJo's classic 1950's hit.., "Shimmy, Shimmy fo Jimmy".

THIS IS A COFFEE DRINKER SPECIAL FOR A FAN OF THE MAN..

** shambamma-lamma, wammma - shimmy, baby.., baby.., baby.., baby.., shimmy shimmy fo Jimmy - shamma fo famma lammma dali lama's old mammy.....***

Okay.., that kinda sucked...{dave tosses record) .. Thats just not right somehow. Okay! We have our first caller and its Herb Theil who has requested another, Jimmy JoJo and the Harlets, 1950s tune.., "If I Could Crash My Car In A Tragic Teenage Drama For You Girl, I Wood". You asked for it and here it ss...

CRASHED AROUND 11-ish I THINK - WOKE UP AROUND 3:AM

** shambamma-lamma, wammma - shimmy, baby.., baby.., baby.., baby.., shimmy shimmy fo Jimmy - shamma fo If I could cra-ah-ah-ash muh car in a tragic teenage drama for you ga-ah-ah-irlll, I would ..... baby.., baby.., baby.., baby.., let me slap yo momma silly bay-ay-ay.. baby.., shimmy shimmy fo Jimmy - shamma fo famma lammma dali lama's old mammy.....***

Its right about now that I want to hurt you Herb (sets fire to record, tossing it in trash can). That was a really baaad song And I dont mean bad as in baaaaad.. I mean.. Baaaaaaaaaaaad. next caller - is Abby and wants this song dedicated to her husband Magnum.., another Jimmy JoJo and the Harlets, 1950s tune.., "Honey If You Could Shake Shake Shakity It Fo Jimmy" ...,

ARE WE SMILING YET? HOPE SO.

** shambamma-lamma, wammma - shimmy, baby.., baby.., baby.., baby.., shimmy shimmy fo Jimmy - shamma fo If I could Shake shakity shake shake shakity shake shake it fo Jimmy.., hurt me bahy wit yo love.., bay-ay-ay..baby.., use da glove.., baby.., shimmy shimmy fo Jimmy - shamma fo famma lammma dali lama's old mammy.....***

Okay - this is just soooo messed up... (breaks record with hammer) .., No more requests. I am getting depressed here. What does DJ.., Rockin Dave, The Daveman, Rockin all night long on SUXS Radio do when he is depressed? NOT PLAY ANY MO FREAKING , JIMMY JOJO AND THE HARLETS ALBUMS!. I sooo absolutely Rawk! I do benefits, bar mitzvahs and the occasional greasy spoon sock hop sassuming the food is free and there is no Jimmy JoJo and the Harlets requested. Aren't they dead now by the way? There is justice after all....

I MAYBE GOING BACK TO BED. ITS STORMING OUT RIGHT NOW.

Good night and good day and.., i am sooo out.. the door..[off air sign engaged]

Posted at 04:26 am - Scribbled out by Daveman the Cool
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Tuesday, November 20, 2007

The Legend of Dr. Merou & the MRI

My trip to find out about the MRI was a waste of my time. This doctor of mine Didn't even know I had an MRI on my back done, and had no idea about an MRI on my neck.
HI YOU - HOPE YOUR DAY IS BETTER THAN MINE!
When I asked him about the report on my MRI, he read off the MRI done on my back some few months ago..., AND .., from this SAME report on said back.., I now have TWO RUPTURED DISKS as apposed to what was earlier first diagnosed by him as a touch of arthritis - then changed it to a (as in singular) herniated disk - and now I have two Ruptured Disks.

Longer story made short - since he didn't have the MRI report on my neck, he marched me toward the receptionist desk and told her to reschedule me in two weeks to review the MRI results with me. Another receptionist over heard and told him that he already had the reports - they haggled for a second or two - she won, by locating the non existing MRI report in my files he held in his hands.
SORRY I CANT FIND A SMILE BRINGER HERE TODAY...
He sat down - sighed and informed me I needed to see his surgeon friend about surgery on my neck and my back.... I'm already really ticked because he didn't know squat about my case at all! So I stop him and ask what the report said...

His reply? He sighed again and said I had just a little arthritus.... I kept my mouth shut - stood up, walked out. Inside I was raging like a mad man - but kept it all internalized. SO - I will never know what the fudge is wrong with my neck until I see another doctor... and in light of these events .., may have to have my back re-examined too .., just to be absolutely sure what the problems are.
THANK YOU FOR BEING MY FRIEND. *HUGS*
The only real benefit in going to the doctor's office today, was getting the flu shot and pneumonia shot. I can only hope it wasn't substituted for some strange brew that will transform my DNA, making me into a mindless drone that will keep returning to him unquestioningly. <groan>

Posted at 12:28 pm - Scribbled out by Daveman the Cool
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Monday, November 19, 2007

GREETINGS HUMAN-NOIDS

I still cant see any of my updates and its making me and my giant invisible friend.., the 6 foot tall Walnut, very angry. What? You don't see my friend the 6 foot tall walking,Giant Walnut? He's here and I will prove it to you.

OMG! THAT MAN'S NUTS! GRAB EM! - NO! NOT THOSE NUTS!

George.., say hello to all my blog reader's out there.., AHEM - GEORGE! Say something to my readers out there! Uhm.., okay.., now this is a little embarrassing - I forgot - Walnuts don't talk.

WAIT! He knows sign language! I will have him sign to you "I am George and I am real".

IS SOMEONE IS HAVING COFFEE AND A SMILE!

Did you see that? No? Well of course not! He's invisible, hello!? You really should meet him, though. George is an absolute Nut. An - absolute - "NUT".., get it?.., walnut ... nut..?. <sigh> This gag was funnier before you got here and actually read it - I promise. Just go back to what you were doing and I'll see if I can bury George. I have no use for a Walnut that refuses to cooperate.

WISH YOU THE BEST DAY EVER .., YOUR GOOD FRIEND, DAVE

POST SCRIBBLINGS: Hopefully I'll find out the MRI results tomorrow (Tuesday). With my luck they will inform me I have a pregnancy in my neck area. I get no respect out of them quacks.

Posted at 03:54 pm - Scribbled out by Daveman the Cool
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Not Updating

I am so not updating! today - because you wouldnt see it anyway, given that the same older blog entry keeps showing up like a nightmare gone wrong. I am beginning to see giant plastic hamburgers in my sleep... will this ever end Stay tuned until the next exciting chapter of DAVEMANIA!

What will he do next? I don't know. I'm not there yet.

Its like 4:Am. and didn't get to sleep yet. Obviously or I wouldnt not be typing this non-blog entry, now would I? I don't know what I just said, but I think it resembled something vaguely intelligent. Who cares - I'm sleepy. I don't have to make sense at this time of night/morning.

And besides - I would be amazed if anyone really did get to see this entry. if you are that anyone - "HELLO! AND WELCOME!"

I'm going to bed now.

Posted at 03:44 am - Scribbled out by Daveman the Cool
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