My trip to find out about the MRI was a waste of my time.  This doctor of mine  Didn't even know I had an MRI on my back done, and had no idea about an MRI on my neck.
HI YOU - HOPE YOUR DAY IS BETTER THAN MINE!
When I asked him about the report on my MRI, he read off the MRI done on my back some few months ago..., AND .., from this SAME report on said back.., I now have TWO RUPTURED DISKS as apposed to what was earlier first diagnosed by him as a touch of arthritis - then changed it to a (as in singular) herniated disk - and now I have two Ruptured Disks.

Longer story made short - since he didn't have the MRI report on my neck, he marched me toward the receptionist desk and told her to reschedule me in two weeks to review the MRI results with me.  Another receptionist over heard and told him that he already had the reports - they haggled for a second or two - she won, by locating the non existing MRI report in my files he held in his hands.
SORRY I CANT FIND A SMILE BRINGER HERE TODAY...
He sat down - sighed and informed me I needed to see his surgeon friend about surgery on my neck and my back....  I'm already really ticked because he didn't know squat about my case at all!  So I stop him and ask what the report said...

His reply?  He sighed again and said I had just a little arthritus....    I kept my mouth shut - stood up, walked out.  Inside I was raging like a mad man - but kept it all internalized.  SO - I will never know what the fudge is wrong with my neck until I see another doctor...  and in light of these events .., may have to have my back re-examined too .., just to be absolutely sure what the problems are.
THANK YOU FOR BEING MY FRIEND. *HUGS*
The only real benefit in going to the doctor's office today, was getting the flu shot and pneumonia shot.  I can only hope it wasn't substituted for some strange brew that will transform my DNA, making me into a mindless drone that will keep returning to him unquestioningly. <groan>

I am so not updating! today - because you wouldnt see it anyway, given that the same older blog entry keeps showing up like a nightmare gone wrong. I am beginning to see giant plastic hamburgers in my sleep... will this ever end Stay tuned until the next exciting chapter of DAVEMANIA!

What will he do next? I don't know. I'm not there yet.

Its like 4:Am.  and didn't get to sleep yet. Obviously or I wouldnt not be typing this non-blog entry, now would I?  I don't know what I just said, but I think it resembled something vaguely intelligent.  Who cares - I'm sleepy.  I don't have to make sense at this time of night/morning.

And besides - I would be amazed if anyone really did get to see this entry.  if you are that anyone - "HELLO! AND WELCOME!"

I'm going to bed now.

Back and neck are playing havock this morning. Its their favorite game.  Somebody load up the elephant gun and just shoot me,  Aim high.

No elephant gun? Good - there's no need in ending what seems to be an olympic event. 

No flying high over buildings or trips across the universe today for SuperDave.  I'm afraid Im grounded, But then - the pain meds may have the same effect. To the moon amd beyond! <ouch!>

Yep - the back is hoiten really good about now.  I know, I know.., you were hoping for a something different, a new ailment of some kind - but my upper back is it. If it keeps up like this I may be taking a day or two off the Internet.  Hopefully not but - just  weighing my options.
WELL HELLO, I see you looking in with your decoder ring -  - - -
But the good news today is I was feeling real Chexy again. So I had me some. Oh yeah baby - nothing like Chex.  I could have Chex in the morning, noon or night.  The old Chexuality is peaking - but then when you like Chex as much as I do - thats bound to happen sooner or later.   Rice, not Corn.  Although Corn Chex cereal is pretty good, I prefer rice.
YOU'RE LOOKING REALLY CHEXY TODAY!.
When is the last time you had Chex?  I was feeling naughty so I had my Chex in the living room with the windows wide open.  Hey, I'm not ashamed. We Chex addicts are just misjudged. And thats just not right.
ARE YOU FEELING CHEXY?
CHEXUAL FREEDOM, BABY! Now dats what I am tawkin' bout!!  owe - my back hurts.  See ya when I see ya.