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Thursday, November 08, 2007
Report from the Daily Planut
 It seems I.., your mild mannered reporter.., Daveman.., has just recalled how I sustained my neck injury. These things happen so often, its easy to understand how one would have a brief laps of memory.
It would seem that a few days back, Lois Lanna, was kidnapped by an arch enema of mine.., er..., enemy.., nemesis.., whatever - you get the picture. Enema however could be a better assessment because this enemy is a pain in my butt. So this Letch Luthor guy kidnaps Lois and I received a text message from Lois saying something like..., "DAMMIT! THE LETCH KIDNAPPED ME AGAIN! - Find SuperDaveman and tell him to get off his lazy [expletive] and save me!"
 Without hesitation, I put down my coffee (decaf, non Columbian) ..., donned my SuperDaveman costume, slipped on my Cosmic Power Sunshades and leaped through the open window. While in flight and soaring through the air, I passed Superman and we exchanged brief "Like your suit dude" salutations and went on our way. He was tending to some petty "Oh - look at me - I gotta save the Earth from a giant killer asteroid" kick. The arrogant rat toid.
Anyway - I had to speed up to recover lost time..., was not paying attention when I flew in front of this BIG HONKIN' BOEING 747 JET AIRLINER!!!! I tried to swoop around the beasty, but wouldnt you know it.., my cape got caught in one of the turbine jets.., and I just had the thing dry-cleaned for crying out loud! It sucked me into the turbine and out the other side quicker than I could scream for my mommy. Lets just say the whole experienced sucked.
So there I was plummeting toward the Earth at a gabillion miles an hour, holding my neck, dreading the moment. Fortunately I managed to pull out of the dive before I made contact with the ground. Then I realized I had Nooo Idea where Lois was being held captive!!! I knew I had to think quickly and so something because if I didn't get there soon, she was going to think the date was called off.
I know - its a bit much to go through for a date, but Lois likes SuperDaveman to show off for her, and I'm a sucker for a pretty face. Oh well yeah.., I eventually managed to rescue her from Letch Luthor, but she wasn't so happy to see me show up in a really messy outfit, but was firgiving seeing she knows I have these moments. We men can be such tacky dressers sometimes. And you think, Tim "the toolman" Taylor, is accident prone. Hah!
I GUESS I NEED A GPS TRACKING DEVICE TO MAKE THINGS EASIER, HUH? :-)
I know what you are asking. "how did you save, Lanna, mild mannered reporter, Daveman aka SuperDaveman, of whom we don't know your secret identities?" Simple. I called her her up on the cell-phone and asked for directions. Its not quite the macho way most of us men prefer. Fellow men persons - please note there is a stipulation in the Man Law Organization which says I can do that IN A REAL emergency. I still keep my man card, thank you very much.
IT WAS MY PLEASURE SAVING YOU LOIS. LETS DO IT AGAIN SOMETIME
And so - that's how I, mild mannered reporter for the Daily Planut, sustained my neck injury. Yeah it was worth it. **hobbles over to chair using walker**.., yep.., Matlock night tonight. Good times.
YES, LOIS MAKES ME WEAK IN THE KNEES - T.A.Y. ALLWAYS
Posted at 12:20 pm - Scribbled out by Daveman the Cool
-Alternate Reality Speak-
I woke up. And I think you guys is awesome!
ESPECIALLY YOU MISS KITTY
I deleted my ramblings last night - cause I went on and on and on and on. Should I ever die (i know, you'll say I wont)..., I think you all are the best. Part timers, full timers and pseudo dropper inners what come here just here and there - you always been a pal.
MISS KITTY ALWAYS THINKING BOUT YOU
And thats all I gotsa say bout that.
Posted at 06:47 am - Scribbled out by Daveman the Cool
-Alternate Reality Speak-
Wednesday, November 07, 2007
I went to the doctor this morning about a pain that's been in my neck for just over a month. The doctor examined me and determined that I, in fact, had a pain in my neck and sent me home. The man IS GREAT at his craft! Actually, the preliminary diagnosis is possibly "whiplash syndrome".
MISS KITTY - I THINK IT WAS THE QUICK DOUBLE TAKE WHEN I FIRST SAW A CERTAIN SOMEONE
Wow! My foot, my knee, my back.., now my neck. Can any one man really have so much fun? Just like the back problem.., if it is whiplash I have now, the cause is almost a complete mystery. As I said in a way earlier post once upon a time I do get on occasion a bout of violent sneezes. Not often, but it happens. I once cracked a rib from such a sneeze, no fooling - so - this is the only possible explanation I can come up with that could have such an impact on my neck.
The doc asked me If I had been in any fights lately - oh yeah - like a guy with a back problem is looking for problems with other people - LOL. I don't go redneck on people, sorry doc, and no one went redneck on me in a a good many years. Unless its to intervene and stop violence between others, I am not about to go looking for problems. Thats just wrong. *throws a rotten tomato at Herb when no one is looking - points at Scott when Herb turns around**
And as you all know I am well behaved. An extremely nice guy. I would sooner cut off Scott's right arm than to hurt anyone. I know, I know.., I'm just a great all around amiable guy. Seriously though - I don't do the violence gig. The wanna-be bikers, the drunken pair of rednecks and a few other nut cases I have had to confront on one level or another.., I am pleased to report that I rarely if ever had to ever resort to any violence to back them off and I didn't have to beg for my life either (meaning I keep my man-card). Although there was this scary five year old I was leery of one time. :-)
Okay - I rattled enough. As you were. Move it along, there's nothing more to see here at least for the next 20 minutes to several hours depending on my next blog entry compulsion.
MISS KITTY - YOU CAN STICK AROUND AS LONG AS YOU LIKE <SMILES>
Posted at 02:39 pm - Scribbled out by Daveman the Cool
-Alternate Reality Speak-
Tuesday, November 06, 2007
Of course now that you people read my last blog entry, you can not divulge my secret identity. No one will suspect that I.., Dave.., the Daveman., are actually SUPER-DAVE! It was a real enginious name to throw off the saviest of .., of.., whoever it is that's whatever enough to.., Uhm. What was I talking about? OH YEAH! You know my trade secret.
THINKING BOUT SOMEONE SPECIAL THROUGH ALL THIS... MY LOIS
The bad news is - Now that I told you my secret.., you know what I have to do, don't you? No, seriously because I forgot! Welp, back to the Old Superhero Retirement center. Tonight is Matlock Tv night ya know. Yeeehaw!
LOIS - THEY STILL HAVE NO CLUE ABOUT MY REAL IDENTITY ~The Marshal
Posted at 11:32 pm - Scribbled out by Daveman the Cool
-Alternate Reality Speak-
Faster Than What a Speeding Bull Et
Okay - That was a quick four days. Well - to you mere humans it hasn't even been a full day. I flew around the world so fast that time passage entered a different phase. Pain meds for the back will do that and oh so much more!
On planet Davemania where I have ruled as Supreme Overload for the last few years, have moved up the ladder of success to "SuperDave" status. Promotions on Davemania are awesome! Especially when all the other Dave's don't know beans about it. And I for one aren't telling them. How do you think I remained Overload for so long. Sealed lips, brother.
So anyway - I did my pondering on the rock until things worked themselves out. And the scary part is... NO.., not that I'm wearing blue tights. The scary part is.., THE ROCK HATCHED! It sprouted a cool vine that flowed and music from the 60's started piping Jimmy Hendrix through it and....,
Okay - the pain is coming back now and the rock just changed into something else entirely. Nurse! More pain meds please!
All is right again. Thanks Joe for offering to Babysit - and Ang - you can keep the cat. He ate my the imaginary dog and I'm kinda upset about that. So - I don't have to take a Hiatus after all.
LOIS - I'M BACK FOR YOU... <smiles>
Posted at 07:01 pm - Scribbled out by Daveman the Cool
-Alternate Reality Speak-
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