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Wednesday, November 07, 2007

SuperDaveman Report

I went to the doctor this morning about a pain that's been in my neck for just over a month. The doctor examined me and determined that I, in fact, had a pain in my neck and sent me home. The man IS GREAT at his craft! Actually, the preliminary diagnosis is possibly "whiplash syndrome".

MISS KITTY - I THINK IT WAS THE QUICK DOUBLE TAKE WHEN I FIRST SAW A CERTAIN SOMEONE

Wow! My foot, my knee, my back.., now my neck. Can any one man really have so much fun? Just like the back problem.., if it is whiplash I have now, the cause is almost a complete mystery. As I said in a way earlier post once upon a time I do get on occasion a bout of violent sneezes. Not often, but it happens. I once cracked a rib from such a sneeze, no fooling - so - this is the only possible explanation I can come up with that could have such an impact on my neck.

The doc asked me If I had been in any fights lately - oh yeah - like a guy with a back problem is looking for problems with other people - LOL. I don't go redneck on people, sorry doc, and no one went redneck on me in a a good many years. Unless its to intervene and stop violence between others, I am not about to go looking for problems. Thats just wrong. *throws a rotten tomato at Herb when no one is looking - points at Scott when Herb turns around**

And as you all know I am well behaved. An extremely nice guy. I would sooner cut off Scott's right arm than to hurt anyone. I know, I know.., I'm just a great all around amiable guy. Seriously though - I don't do the violence gig. The wanna-be bikers, the drunken pair of rednecks and a few other nut cases I have had to confront on one level or another.., I am pleased to report that I rarely if ever had to ever resort to any violence to back them off and I didn't have to beg for my life either (meaning I keep my man-card). Although there was this scary five year old I was leery of one time. :-)

Okay - I rattled enough. As you were. Move it along, there's nothing more to see here at least for the next 20 minutes to several hours depending on my next blog entry compulsion.

MISS KITTY - YOU CAN STICK AROUND AS LONG AS YOU LIKE <SMILES>

Posted at 02:39 pm - Scribbled out by Daveman the Cool
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Tuesday, November 06, 2007

Shhh Its a Secret!

Of course now that you people read my last blog entry, you can not divulge my secret identity. No one will suspect that I.., Dave.., the Daveman., are actually SUPER-DAVE! It was a real enginious name to throw off the saviest of .., of.., whoever it is that's whatever enough to.., Uhm. What was I talking about? OH YEAH! You know my trade secret.
THINKING BOUT SOMEONE SPECIAL THROUGH ALL THIS... MY LOIS
The bad news is - Now that I told you my secret.., you know what I have to do, don't you? No, seriously because I forgot! Welp, back to the Old Superhero Retirement center. Tonight is Matlock Tv night ya know. Yeeehaw!
LOIS - THEY STILL HAVE NO CLUE ABOUT MY REAL IDENTITY ~The Marshal

Posted at 11:32 pm - Scribbled out by Daveman the Cool
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Faster Than What a Speeding Bull Et

Okay - That was a quick four days. Well - to you mere humans it hasn't even been a full day. I flew around the world so fast that time passage entered a different phase. Pain meds for the back will do that and oh so much more!

On planet Davemania where I have ruled as Supreme Overload for the last few years, have moved up the ladder of success to "SuperDave" status. Promotions on Davemania are awesome! Especially when all the other Dave's don't know beans about it. And I for one aren't telling them. How do you think I remained Overload for so long. Sealed lips, brother.

So anyway - I did my pondering on the rock until things worked themselves out. And the scary part is... NO.., not that I'm wearing blue tights. The scary part is.., THE ROCK HATCHED! It sprouted a cool vine that flowed and music from the 60's started piping Jimmy Hendrix through it and....,

Okay - the pain is coming back now and the rock just changed into something else entirely. Nurse! More pain meds please!

All is right again. Thanks Joe for offering to Babysit - and Ang - you can keep the cat. He ate my the imaginary dog and I'm kinda upset about that. So - I don't have to take a Hiatus after all.

LOIS - I'M BACK FOR YOU... <smiles>

Posted at 07:01 pm - Scribbled out by Daveman the Cool
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Short Haitus Folks

I'll be taking a break for a day or two or three or four. Someone should leave snacks out for my imaginary cat, Delmar. If not, he'll waste away into nothingness.

P.S. - My Niece just gave birth to a beautiful baby girl. Seems like her life, like my daughter's is actually having more meaning and filled with wonders.

Excuse me now.., my pondering rock awaits.

Posted at 11:57 am - Scribbled out by Daveman the Cool
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My Utmost Apologies

I have a shameful confession to make and I hope you all forgive me. I should have known better, but compulsion got the better of me.

I stole Santa's sleigh (which is one sa-weet travelin machine) and went to all your houses and took some edibles from each and all of your refrigerators all across the continental USA. I was hungry for a late night snack - but really, you folks need to keep your doors locked and .., well.., Okay! Hold on..., I DID NOT GO TO ABBY's HOUSE! Her whole family is armed to the teeth with Bear Spray!

To make up for it, make a list of what items are missing and Herb will pay reimburst you. Okay, he might not - but its not like I did not offer to make good on the items taken. So bugger off.

Posted at 02:11 am - Scribbled out by Daveman the Cool
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