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Tuesday, November 06, 2007
Of course now that you people read my last blog entry, you can not divulge my secret identity. No one will suspect that I.., Dave.., the Daveman., are actually SUPER-DAVE! It was a real enginious name to throw off the saviest of .., of.., whoever it is that's whatever enough to.., Uhm. What was I talking about? OH YEAH! You know my trade secret. THINKING BOUT SOMEONE SPECIAL THROUGH ALL THIS... MY LOIS The bad news is - Now that I told you my secret.., you know what I have to do, don't you? No, seriously because I forgot! Welp, back to the Old Superhero Retirement center. Tonight is Matlock Tv night ya know. Yeeehaw! LOIS - THEY STILL HAVE NO CLUE ABOUT MY REAL IDENTITY ~The Marshal
Posted at 11:32 pm - Scribbled out by Daveman the Cool
-Alternate Reality Speak-
Faster Than What a Speeding Bull Et
Okay - That was a quick four days. Well - to you mere humans it hasn't even been a full day. I flew around the world so fast that time passage entered a different phase. Pain meds for the back will do that and oh so much more!
On planet Davemania where I have ruled as Supreme Overload for the last few years, have moved up the ladder of success to "SuperDave" status. Promotions on Davemania are awesome! Especially when all the other Dave's don't know beans about it. And I for one aren't telling them. How do you think I remained Overload for so long. Sealed lips, brother.
So anyway - I did my pondering on the rock until things worked themselves out. And the scary part is... NO.., not that I'm wearing blue tights. The scary part is.., THE ROCK HATCHED! It sprouted a cool vine that flowed and music from the 60's started piping Jimmy Hendrix through it and....,
Okay - the pain is coming back now and the rock just changed into something else entirely. Nurse! More pain meds please!
All is right again. Thanks Joe for offering to Babysit - and Ang - you can keep the cat. He ate my the imaginary dog and I'm kinda upset about that. So - I don't have to take a Hiatus after all.
LOIS - I'M BACK FOR YOU... <smiles>
Posted at 07:01 pm - Scribbled out by Daveman the Cool
-Alternate Reality Speak-
I'll be taking a break for a day or two or three or four. Someone should leave snacks out for my imaginary cat, Delmar. If not, he'll waste away into nothingness.
P.S. - My Niece just gave birth to a beautiful baby girl. Seems like her life, like my daughter's is actually having more meaning and filled with wonders.
Excuse me now.., my pondering rock awaits.
Posted at 11:57 am - Scribbled out by Daveman the Cool
-Alternate Reality Speak-
I have a shameful confession to make and I hope you all forgive me. I should have known better, but compulsion got the better of me.
I stole Santa's sleigh (which is one sa-weet travelin machine) and went to all your houses and took some edibles from each and all of your refrigerators all across the continental USA. I was hungry for a late night snack - but really, you folks need to keep your doors locked and .., well.., Okay! Hold on..., I DID NOT GO TO ABBY's HOUSE! Her whole family is armed to the teeth with Bear Spray!
To make up for it, make a list of what items are missing and Herb will pay reimburst you. Okay, he might not - but its not like I did not offer to make good on the items taken. So bugger off.
Posted at 02:11 am - Scribbled out by Daveman the Cool
-Alternate Reality Speak-
Monday, November 05, 2007
I talked to Daughter on the phone today and she was really happy - the happiest I've heard her in.., oh.., about 8 to 9 months. But even so, little Job has been down with jaundice - not to the level of requiring hospitalization but has been assigned a home light treatment kit. Poor little gumball goes back today to see if he gets a clean bill of health.
I had been worried HBK, would be jealous over his new baby brother, seeing he has been center of attention. Sounds like my concerns were unwarranted. He is so intrigued by his new sibling, he actually WANTS to help change the poopy diapers! LOL - and to take him riding on his motorcycle and show him the yard.., and.., well.., he's really rolling out the welcome wagon for his new brother.
I lost connection with Daughter as I tried to find out about when I can expect pictures. All I heard was..., ".... burned pictures on disk for you and ..static.. should be ...static... click". <sigh> She is supposed to call me back this afternoon, so maybe I can think to ask here then. Stay tuned!
I have one vicious headache and the old back is screaming - so I am going to take a powder for a little bit. I am putting you people on notice to behave your selves and not be partying on the premises while I am out of the loop. Last time that happened I had to hire a hazmat team to come and clean the place down.
Peace out
Posted at 11:46 am - Scribbled out by Daveman the Cool
-Alternate Reality Speak-
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