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Sunday, November 04, 2007

He Knows My Name

Anyone that has ever come here is aware.., I have not been known for poetry - but once upon a time, I was having a troubling experience. As a calm suddenly, inexplicably came over me, a rush of emotion flooded through, and I took pen in hand. It may or may not make sense to you - it did me, and still does - so I guess thats what matters most. from the Native American in me..,

HE KNOWS MY NAME

The dust wind carries a voice from distant plains

Its silence is louder than the wolf and the owl

As it calls my name,

The Great White Spirit who holds the earth

In his hands calls my name

And says he understands.

He's heard my tearful cries

In the midst of the night

When I felt alone in sudden abandoned flight

Through the Trail of Tears I will now have no fear

For the Great White Spirit knows my name

and I know he is near.

Posted at 07:58 pm - Scribbled out by Daveman the Cool
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Things

Okay my people - I cant see anything I have posted, and can not read any comments, excepy in the tagboard.

The news is - the recent problems of pages not showing is most likely due to an alien attack. The Martians are ticked off at us for littering their planet and have declared war!

Uhm - either that or Blog Drive is updating their servers.

Posted at 05:45 pm - Scribbled out by Daveman the Cool
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Saturday, November 03, 2007

People! We Have a Winner!

WE HAVE A WINNER ON
THE 1st EVER BLIND CAPTION CONTEST!
The Judge and I... (here come da judge - here come da judge) have evaluated the the caption submissions and found Gigglesbee came closest. Keep in mind in this scene, from the original Planet of the Apes movie.., the apes are doctors. Kapeesh?

Congrats Gigglesbee. If you still had your blog, I could have spot lighted it for you.

MK - AM APES 4 U

I can picture Zera (the female doctor ape lady) suggesting
at that point.., "No insurance? I say we neuter him and call it even"

Posted at 06:48 pm - Scribbled out by Daveman the Cool
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Message From Job

Here is a message from Job! He obviously sent it prior to leaving the hospital - sorry about being late with it.

It's me - Job! Hello everyone at my Gampa's blog. I'm still at the hospital with my Mommy. She's asleep and the nurses were busy so I made my way to the terminal and tapped into it with a cool device I created while in my secret lair. I'm still kind of attitudal about the whole attempt at dragging me out before my ultimate plans of controlling the Universe remotely, were completed - but then I heard a wonderful voice of my surrogate, Gamma. Her singing a lullaby echoed throughout the universe and like, DEUD! How could I not resist crawling out for a better listen!? Thank you and big smooshy smoochies, Gamma! Thats the only kind of smoochies I give, because my lip an mouth motor control isn't so great at my current stage of development. So lets be real.

[WHOO HOO! GAMPA WAS RIGHT! YOU ARE REAL PRETTY! THANK YOU FOR THE LULLABY]

AHEM - Okay, back to the business at hand. You readers of my Gampa's blog might be interested in knowing, I'll be running the show off and on from now on. You'll never know when I'll interrupt regular blogging material. My big brother, told me Gampa is easily manipulated so, don't think ratting me out will be in your best interest. And skipping out on reading the blog will not be any better an idea. Your addresses are now logged into my hidden super intergalactic warehouse database. I own you! Don't get me wrong..., I'm not an evil kid, just high strung.

[GAMMA! YA DIDN'T EXPECT ME HERE, DID YA, HUH? *SMOOCHIES*]

Okay - that was just a joke. I am a good kid, really. Hey, I'm a Halloween baby, and scaring the health out of you comes with the job, so forgib me huh? Okay, I hate to run, but there's an angry looking nurse approaching me and boy is she fished off! - I gotta go. Bye! Its been nice talking to all you people - but I'm kinda worried about that long bearded guy out there in back wearing a tutu. You'd think someone would have tasered him. Oh well.., See ya later. Big Hugs! tell my Gampa and Gamma "much wuv"! And remember.. "Who wuvs ya? - Baby!"

PS - Oh! And here's a picture of my Mommy and Big Brother when he was born, kinda. Gampa calls him HBK (heart break kid), anyway this will have to do until my picture dominates the scene - and YOU KNOW it will. Muahahahaa!

Posted at 01:22 am - Scribbled out by Daveman the Cool
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Friday, November 02, 2007

Done and Done

I got er done. New sound card installed, I didn't get electrocuted or blown up. Darn it. One day, I'll get lucky though.

Daughter called and was headed home with Job. she sounded like a happy camper. And I'm really happy for her. She has all my best wishes for a great life with her family.

I'm really in the muck here. Things I'd like to say, but cant. I just don't have the energy to deal with it. I know you guys are real supportive and all, but there's just certain things others cant help with. It would be nice if you could, but I just have to deal with it on my own, in my own way.

So much for happy go lucky dave, eh? Excuse me as I hunt up a rock and crawl under it for about 15 minutes. Maybe that'll work.

Posted at 06:01 pm - Scribbled out by Daveman the Cool
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