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Saturday, November 03, 2007
People! We Have a Winner!
WE HAVE A WINNER ON THE 1st EVER BLIND CAPTION CONTEST! The Judge and I... (here come da judge - here come da judge) have evaluated the the caption submissions and found Gigglesbee came closest. Keep in mind in this scene, from the original Planet of the Apes movie.., the apes are doctors. Kapeesh?
Congrats Gigglesbee. If you still had your blog, I could have spot lighted it for you.
MK - AM APES 4 U
I can picture Zera (the female doctor ape lady) suggesting at that point.., "No insurance? I say we neuter him and call it even"
Posted at 06:48 pm - Scribbled out by Daveman the Cool
-Alternate Reality Speak-
| Here is a message from Job! He obviously sent it prior to leaving the hospital - sorry about being late with it. |
It's me - Job! Hello everyone at my Gampa's blog. I'm still at the hospital with my Mommy. She's asleep and the nurses were busy so I made my way to the terminal and tapped into it with a cool device I created while in my secret lair. I'm still kind of attitudal about the whole attempt at dragging me out before my ultimate plans of controlling the Universe remotely, were completed - but then I heard a wonderful voice of my surrogate, Gamma. Her singing a lullaby echoed throughout the universe and like, DEUD! How could I not resist crawling out for a better listen!? Thank you and big smooshy smoochies, Gamma! Thats the only kind of smoochies I give, because my lip an mouth motor control isn't so great at my current stage of development. So lets be real.
[WHOO HOO! GAMPA WAS RIGHT! YOU ARE REAL PRETTY! THANK YOU FOR THE LULLABY]
AHEM - Okay, back to the business at hand. You readers of my Gampa's blog might be interested in knowing, I'll be running the show off and on from now on. You'll never know when I'll interrupt regular blogging material. My big brother, told me Gampa is easily manipulated so, don't think ratting me out will be in your best interest. And skipping out on reading the blog will not be any better an idea. Your addresses are now logged into my hidden super intergalactic warehouse database. I own you! Don't get me wrong..., I'm not an evil kid, just high strung.
[GAMMA! YA DIDN'T EXPECT ME HERE, DID YA, HUH? *SMOOCHIES*]
Okay - that was just a joke. I am a good kid, really. Hey, I'm a Halloween baby, and scaring the health out of you comes with the job, so forgib me huh? Okay, I hate to run, but there's an angry looking nurse approaching me and boy is she fished off! - I gotta go. Bye! Its been nice talking to all you people - but I'm kinda worried about that long bearded guy out there in back wearing a tutu. You'd think someone would have tasered him. Oh well.., See ya later. Big Hugs! tell my Gampa and Gamma "much wuv"! And remember.. "Who wuvs ya? - Baby!"
PS - Oh! And here's a picture of my Mommy and Big Brother when he was born, kinda. Gampa calls him HBK (heart break kid), anyway this will have to do until my picture dominates the scene - and YOU KNOW it will. Muahahahaa!
Posted at 01:22 am - Scribbled out by Daveman the Cool
-Alternate Reality Speak-
Friday, November 02, 2007
I got er done. New sound card installed, I didn't get electrocuted or blown up. Darn it. One day, I'll get lucky though.
Daughter called and was headed home with Job. she sounded like a happy camper. And I'm really happy for her. She has all my best wishes for a great life with her family.
I'm really in the muck here. Things I'd like to say, but cant. I just don't have the energy to deal with it. I know you guys are real supportive and all, but there's just certain things others cant help with. It would be nice if you could, but I just have to deal with it on my own, in my own way.
So much for happy go lucky dave, eh? Excuse me as I hunt up a rock and crawl under it for about 15 minutes. Maybe that'll work.
Posted at 06:01 pm - Scribbled out by Daveman the Cool
-Alternate Reality Speak-
Nobody Home cept the Dawg
If you subscribed to my blog and got multiple notices of an update (more than usual - lol) Sorry. I keep rewording this, correcting typos
I'm going to take a break this round. Feeling just a little off my game at the moment, but I'll get over it. No, I didn't fish anybody off again this time - heh. I'm just not feeling well right at the moment. It's 2:35 am and cant sleep. Maybe I will post something this afternoon. [MISS KITTY - You are the most important person to me ever. Good thoughts. Hope your day goes well, darlin - also updated my Bix profile a pinch]
Posted at 02:05 am - Scribbled out by Daveman the Cool
-Alternate Reality Speak-
Thursday, November 01, 2007
Update on Daughter and Baby
I called Daughter who seemed to be in much better spirits today - duh. All is well, and when I asked her to describe Job to me, she started giggling.., "he looks like a baby dad!" - I have Nooo Idea where she gets to be such a smarty pants. At any rate the most important thing is, they both are doing well. [MISS KITTY - YOU'RE LOOKIN' MIGHTY GOOD TODAY - I HAVE A GOOD IMAGINATION, DON'T ARGUE - LOL] Couldn't get any details on when I'll get any pics - just a reasonable assurance I will get some. No one there has the internet, not sure why - not even her in-laws. The backwoods heathens! LOL
Started feeling kind of bad a few minutes ago. A little feverish, hope its just a passing bug. And the ol' back is giving me what for. Somebody! Quick! Call me a nurse!
Alright! I heard that! One of you called "ME" a nurse. Arrrg. You been hanging around this blog a might much me thinks. Anyway - thats okay, I know a nurse, a really nice looking nurse. So there. [MISS KITTY - Are you tired yet? You've been racing around in my mind all day.] So this brings you all up to date on the matter. Hopefully I'll be feeling better in a little bit. Hastal Lavista [MISS KITTY - You're quite a special lady. And I mean that]
Posted at 04:29 pm - Scribbled out by Daveman the Cool
-Alternate Reality Speak-
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