Prayers for Herb's Dad - are requested. Well wishes are good too.
John Fogerty (of CCR fame) has a new album out, "Revival" - 12 songs, all of them really good stuff. Its a little bit country, a little bit of the old rock and rollishness he was best known for. I recommend this to to any CCR / John Fogerty Fan.
Update On Daughter:
It seems baby Job, is teasing his momma. First he's ready to go - then he backs off. The doctor said if she hasn't had the baby by next Thursday, they may want to induce labor. Oh sure! hasn't the girl gone through enough? Now he wants to put her to work in the middle of the whole birthing thang. (Job is an acronym by the way)
I am predicting next Moday sometime after 12:Noon for Job's arrival
The Future of Caption Contests here at Davemania; Your opinions and suggestions are appreciated. I'm thinking of an experimental project whereby the participants make up a caption without seeing the image to be used - in which case I would provide only a short description of said image - OR - better yet.., no description at all. The winner would naturally be the one who's caption came closest to fitting the preselected image. What say ye?
Facts You Didn't Know About Daveman and Didn't Really Care to Know:
* I was born on a Saturday in the Spring on March 29, 1958
* I am 18,101 days old - so yeah, I prefer to hear it in years, thank you.
* I am also.., 434,439 hours old! Wow! But wait - it gets worse!
* I am 1,563,980,960 seconds old!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOO! NOOOOOOOO!
Cussing Good for You? Some lame brained [censored] British professor has determined through his agenda.., I mean .., studies.., that cursing in the work place is good for you and makes for excellent camaraderie with your work-mates. What a load of [censored] !!! This dumb [censored] no doubt loves to cuss so he concocts this [censored] [censored] [censored] survey, which just has to be rigged in order to justify his desire to openly cuss like some [censored] [censored] [censored] .., I mean.
If I wanted I guarantee you I could do a study, any study to try and justify something. All you need is volunteer subjects who angle that way and you have the makings of a study. Same with documentation surveys. I could scour the internet and snag all kinds of propaganda from other so called professors or whatever - and come up with erroneous conclusions to pass off as a matter of fact. MOST Studies these days are pure worthless [censored].
Honestly - while I can tolerate cursing - I can NOT tolerate those who can not speak without swearing once, twice or more in every single sentence. Its depressing. Its negative. There is nothing positive about it unless you enjoy hanging with people who love to cuss. I'm sorry, but that is a sorry state to exist in, when one loves to curse. I used to curse ALLOT! It didn't make me happy or a better person AND it didn't improve the lives of those around me. In fact I drew allot of flack for it. Thats not a positive impact my friend. If I have to curse to make friends - I do not need those people as friends. Again I'm talking about extreme habitual cursing - not everyone who says a word now and then.
Okay - I'm done ranting now. So get your sorry [expletive]'s back to work, you lazy gold bricking [censored] people. Cheese Louise. AND SOMEBODY BRING ME A [expletive] SAMMICH! Pronto! Cant ya feel the love here, you [expletive]'s? I do. I feel closer to everyone already..., hello? hello? HELLO? Alright! Who hid my favorite [censored] people? <groan> I guess what works in the work place doesn't work in the blog place. <sigh> [expletive] !!! I get no repect.
Posted at 09:27 am - Scribbled out by Daveman
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