Herb and Friends spill their guts... and you have to clean it up!
They had the power to bring change... too bad it was just for a buck-fourty-nine
MY WISH LIST
Yes, you can buy my silence or just get me something because you've enjoyed my blog content and feel guilty for reading it for free. You can even buy me something if you hate my blog - your punishment in this way is more than I can stand. Or, you can just look through and wish along with me.
I'm not going to get a chance to update today either. Its just not in the cards. I looked! They didn't say that exactly.., because cards don't actually talk. Big shock there, let me tell you.
So Jack sign languages to the Queen, "Dave isn't going to be able to update his blog today". And the Queen sign languages to the King the same thing. I hate those cards.
I actually did know sign language for a while. I still remember some of it, very little in fact. I learned ASL (American Sign Language) back when I was married to Ditsy (my one and only daughter's mother - not to be confused with Cujo, ex #2).., she had a deaf sister - and I got tired of writing things out.
But anyways - just to let you know - I wont be blogging today either. But I'll have Herb do some tap dancing for your entertainment until I do get a chance to update. Herb is the best tap dancinger person I never saw tap dancing. Scott also does a great impression Telly Savalas (Tvs 70s Kojak)..., he might show up and do it for you.
Blues Brutha moved locations - here; http://bluesbrutha.blogdrive.com/ so if you need Guitaring advice or etiquette on coffee drinking or binge drinking, he's the man to see.
Am taking a break today. Not one word will I write. Nope. Not gunna happen. I'll see you soon, barring earthquakes, tornadoes or an attack by killer Hamsters .., you know.., natural every day disasters that are beyond my control
I say - its high time we stand up for the underdog. "People who talk to themselves"! They are NOT crazy, just sly foxes. Okay, stop reading that like it was a Steve Martin SNL line. Just stop it. It ruins the sincerity of it all.
People who talk to themselves do so because its the only true moment in time when they can engage in intelligent conversation, and whats so crazy about that? I ask you. NO! Don't answer..., thats a rhetorical question, it needs no answer. You are quite feisty today arent you? I mean, because it seems I am calling you down at every corner. Behave.
Ack!! Don't! Don't! Just putting you in check before I get started and you detract my attention once more. Smart people talk to themselves - and dumb people get jealous, having the talkers committed to state hospitals. No more! No more I say! Stand up for the people who talk to themselves - in fact I'm thinking about having a world benefit day complete with video and music recording.... "We aren't the stupid, we are the Smart". Kinda catchy eh?
Uhm.., I'm sorry. What are you people doing here so early for? I was still discussing plans with me. Could you come back in about ten minutes? Thank you.
AHEM - as I was saying.., so Dave.. what do you think about this idea stretching exercise? the whole save the crazies idea?
You're asking me? Well, I gotta be honest Dave. YOU ARE FREAKING, NUTS! I don't know about you, but I'm leaving with those folks you just chased off. They are way much more fun to be with.
Lisa Norton , sings quite a few top notch songs, and really its hard to pick one to plaster on my walls. I opted for this one because I like the song, the way she sings it and the Oh So Cool Video presentation! YEAH! She so rawks! She's also one of my lady buddies.
Don't forget to vote for her in the current contest! If any of you's mugs are into karoake.., you might want to check into may latest "Singing Down The House" contest on my BIX page. You don't gave to be a quality singer - just enter and have fun. The winner of course gets featured here on my fabulous blog. And who wouldnt appreciate that! Its better than being in love! (almost).