Have you ever had one of THOSE days? Yeah, you know what I am talking about and speaking as of which - why cant they make a SPELL CHECKER that will actually corrected all the repeat misspelled words at one time rather than take you through every single one!   Common words like "the" misspelled as "teh" or "you" as "yuo" for example.  Am I the only one to misspell these words every now and then when getting in a hurry?

I am?  Well poot.  Yeah, thats right! I SAID "POOT".  I knew you would be impressed at my word usage skills.  I are smart. Be envious!  No seriously - I expect it. Go ahead, be envious - its alright.  Just this once, bask in it! I insist.  It becomes you, you should wear it more often, maybe with that new ensemble you purchased recently? Yeah - now you're talkin'!

Some dude made news supposedly famous for FREE HUGS?  What thuh???  I don't recall charging for my hugs - do you?  So WHY the blue hades is HE famous and all that crud??? When I say crud, Im not talking about HUGS being crud, but when doing it for attention instead of from the heart - Thats Crud! Why cant WE be famous for giving away hugs.  Someone might say "Yeah but he was hugging strangers, Dave! not himself".  And I haven't?  I have hugged strangers who seemed to need it.  I WANT MY 15 MINUTES OF FAME!

"But Dave! CHILL!  This man was NOT looking for attention when he gave away the hugs".  Oh really?  Then what the heck was with that big hand painted sign around his neck, "Free Hugs"??  ATTENTION - Hello! He probably called the media to observe his so called act of kindness too.

Of course I am kidding about wanting 15 minutes of fame for hugging somebody.  I don't advertise - "Hey people - look at me - I am hugging this person FOR FREE". Never have, never will. Somebody contact my agent - I need to copyright that as my new slogan next time I go out to hug someone I don't know.

I don't know about you - but Im going now to get hugs from Lady Fri. She's handing them out for free too. Oh the $1.25 thing?  That's just the handling fee.

Daveman in his first dance movie?
This is wild - they changed up my photo a bit, stripped off my beard a little and I think my eyebrows - LoL.  They things the make up crew does to ya for the big screen.   Uhm - but uh - yeah thats really me dancing - (cough-cough)
Now about those back problems....

Schmedlap and Dunlap Associates (top secret government watchdog) cited today that the Obama Camp has rallied alliances with Hillary Clinton for a full out black ops coupe against McCain & Palin. Evidence has been collected which includes receipts for massive quantities of mud pies, spit-wads and drinking straws - YOU DO THE MATH!  A blood bath is expected, another St.Valentines Day Massacre without the pools-of-blood special effects. But then don't rule out CGI imposed impalement.

With clout like this, you just know Obama is the Antichrist and Hillary his false profit. Eh.., whatever. Just go back to whatever it was you were doing. I need a nap. All this genious creativity has worn me out.

I probably wont post anymore songs I do - but I wanted to honor those who fought for freedom, who died for freedom AND for those who at least died free on 9-11.  These bastard terrorists will just have to choke on that - I'd rather die free than to live under their screwed up oppressive way of life.

"FREEDOM"

The reality of the situation is not perpendicular to the albatross what bore it in the heat of prostration.  Therefore declination to probate exacerbates the proponent there in, and no, while I am no fan of Palin, she does not look like a pig wearing lipstick! She looks nothing like my ex-wife Cujo.

Palin is a hot lookin' woman actually. If I were to vote a VP based on looks, she'd be Miss Babe USA. Now, somebody drag her butt back in the kitchen where she belongs and lay off the bacon & lipstick jokes with the poor woman - thats SEXIST I tell ya! Sexist!

Ok - just chalk this up to another bad night where my back pain is talking and not me exactly. I'm liable to say anything under such circumstances.  Herb quit eatin' that flower. Thats a Hibiscus - not a biscuit. BluesBrutha - stop stuffin' the silverware in your pockets. Its plastic anyway. I cant afford real silverware.

JFZ - tell the Big Giant Head, all is going according to plan. I'm not sure what that is, but its going well, going fast and on schedule.