Daveman in his first dance movie?
This is wild - they changed up my photo a bit, stripped off my beard a little and I think my eyebrows - LoL.  They things the make up crew does to ya for the big screen.   Uhm - but uh - yeah thats really me dancing - (cough-cough)
Now about those back problems....

Schmedlap and Dunlap Associates (top secret government watchdog) cited today that the Obama Camp has rallied alliances with Hillary Clinton for a full out black ops coupe against McCain & Palin. Evidence has been collected which includes receipts for massive quantities of mud pies, spit-wads and drinking straws - YOU DO THE MATH!  A blood bath is expected, another St.Valentines Day Massacre without the pools-of-blood special effects. But then don't rule out CGI imposed impalement.

With clout like this, you just know Obama is the Antichrist and Hillary his false profit. Eh.., whatever. Just go back to whatever it was you were doing. I need a nap. All this genious creativity has worn me out.

I probably wont post anymore songs I do - but I wanted to honor those who fought for freedom, who died for freedom AND for those who at least died free on 9-11.  These bastard terrorists will just have to choke on that - I'd rather die free than to live under their screwed up oppressive way of life.

"FREEDOM"

The reality of the situation is not perpendicular to the albatross what bore it in the heat of prostration.  Therefore declination to probate exacerbates the proponent there in, and no, while I am no fan of Palin, she does not look like a pig wearing lipstick! She looks nothing like my ex-wife Cujo.

Palin is a hot lookin' woman actually. If I were to vote a VP based on looks, she'd be Miss Babe USA. Now, somebody drag her butt back in the kitchen where she belongs and lay off the bacon & lipstick jokes with the poor woman - thats SEXIST I tell ya! Sexist!

Ok - just chalk this up to another bad night where my back pain is talking and not me exactly. I'm liable to say anything under such circumstances.  Herb quit eatin' that flower. Thats a Hibiscus - not a biscuit. BluesBrutha - stop stuffin' the silverware in your pockets. Its plastic anyway. I cant afford real silverware.

JFZ - tell the Big Giant Head, all is going according to plan. I'm not sure what that is, but its going well, going fast and on schedule.

Back hurts - leg numb & burning.
Painful. Not good. Bad. Very
bad.  Somebody out there
passed gas,  smell like rotten
cabbage.  Go home,
change clothes.

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