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Thursday, September 27, 2007

I Maybe a Gampaw Again Soon!

Daughter was having contractions all the way to her doctors appointment today - they hooked her up to monitors and told her the kiddoe wants to come early. Long story short - she has to "try" and keep the kid in for another 2 weeks. ???

She's 35 weeks along - and all the while talking to me on the phone (between sentences) "Ow!" with every contraction. Somehow I don't believe new grandson wants to wait two weeks. He either did not get the memo or just don't care about what the doctor says.

I am concerned with the frequency of her contractions - so keep daughter and baby in your prayers. I really really really doubt the baby is going to wait more than 24 hours tops.

PS - yes I thought about running and hiding when the phone began ringing, but this time I just faced the phone like a man. I'm glad I did!

Posted at 03:21 pm - Scribbled out by Daveman the Cool
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THINKOLOGY: The Value of intelligence

One can only appreciate the value of thinkology when one thinks of something and it comes out in an epiphaniac form of thoughting. Take intelligence for example. If one is in telligent - one is "telligent" but inside it, hence intelligent. Now if I may just jump to the main discourse of pretent without weighing you down with much needless techno-babble...., if one is dumb or un-intelligent.., he or she is really.., Out-Telligent.., hence, outtelligence as apposed to, in-telligence hence, thus and forthwith. Forthwith. But its contracted to Outelligence to save the needless extra "t" hence you needn't be out the extra effort in writing it out. Its labor saving folks! And who doesn't love that?

I know.., I know. You are totally amazed at my superior INtellect.., which by the way - its just as good to say, "Intellectio" because it sounds so.., so.., so.., Latiny Greekishy and therefore.., becomes upper class smartishness. The opposite of which would be.., what? Out-tellictio, or Outlectio. Also the latter sounds like a cool name for an out-house. Or not. I'm just sayin'.

I have often wondered what it would be like to put a smart brain into a dumb brain - OR - a INtelligent mind into a OUTelligent mind. By my calculations.., the OUTelligent mind becomes NULL + POSITIVE = OUTINtelligent.., which is a good thing as opposed to being just OUTelligent to start with. But really - what does this mean to you? Nothing really. I'm just sayin'.

I hope you walk away from this experience with a little more Intellectio, thanks to my expertness in, Thinkology. Now go out there and impress people with your new found brain power.

Posted at 09:40 am - Scribbled out by Daveman the Cool
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Wednesday, September 26, 2007

Singing Don Juan?

No.., its a singing, Don Zuern (aka, Mr Magic), and he sing good. Good Don, Good! What this man does to "My Maria" he does for you. And get your heads out of the gutter. I thought I raised you people better than that.

Heeeeeeres..., Don!

Vote for me on Bix.com!

Posted at 02:30 pm - Scribbled out by Daveman the Cool
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Tuesday, September 25, 2007

My New Career

I am hereby applying for, AncoraImparo's opening for a finger whipper.

Requirements are to be physically intimidating and whip her fingers every time she slacks off from her typing. Call me a Motivational Speaker, dealing in sign language. All the paperwork in the world would never convey my qualifications so I put on my professional "Finger Whipping" business look. After hours I go back to being the lovable AND adorable me.

My Business Look

My After hours look

My Casual Look

All pictures are a little dated, because I do have a haircut now. Just DO NOT look at my Project Playlist photo which was taken prior to my haircut. That was my Aminal Look.

So I hope I get the job as a finger whipper. Okay, she says "Finger Wacker" but we who are in the trade prefer, "Finger Whipper". Yeah, yeah.., I know.., its a new profession and I'm perhaps the first, but I'm setting the standard for this field.

Posted at 07:53 pm - Scribbled out by Daveman the Cool
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A Musical Meme-sie - but an interesting one

I stole this from Deirdre! Shhhhh! No ratting me out, okay? I'm not really into Memes, but once in a while one comes along that sounds fun if not interesting, In my case I am using my "Project Playlist" on-line Player - and blindly moving my cursor then clicking. Its a totally random selection.

Rules: Put your music player on shuffle.  For each question, press the 'next' button.  You must write the song name, no matter how silly it sounds!

I.        If someone says, "Is this okay?" you say? Last Train to Clarksville (The Monkees)
II.      What would best describe your personality? Only Sixteen (Dr. Hook)
III.   What do you like in a guy/girl?   Free Bird (Lynyrd Skynyrd)
IV.   How do you feel today?   Band on the Run   (Paul McCartney and Wings)
V.     What is your life's purpose?   Sittin' on the Dock of the Bay (Otis Redding)
VI.    What is your motto?   Bad Moon Rising (Credence Clearwater Revival)
VII. What do your friends think of you? Jump, Jive and Wail (Brian Seltzer)
VIII.   What do you think of your parents?   Matchbox   (johnny lang)
IX.   What do you think about very often? Maggie May (Rod Stewart)
X.     What do you think of your best friend?   We're an American Band (Grand Funk Railroad)
XI.   What do you think of the person you like?   Brand New Key (Melanie)
XII.   What is your life story? Jim Dandy (Black Oak Arkansas)
XIII.   What do you want to be when you grow up?   Maxwell's Silver Hammer (Paul McCartney)

XIV. What do you think when you see the person you like? Why Me Lord? (Kris Kristofferson)

XV.    What do your parents think of you?   Promised Land (Elvis Presley)
XVI. What will you dance to at your wedding? Evil Woman (Electric Light Orchestra)
XVII. What will they play at your funeral? Johnny B Goode (by Mart McFly)
XVIII. What is your favorite hobby/interest?   Taking Care of Business (Bachman Turner Overdrive)
XIX.   What is your biggest fear? Jack and Diane (John Cougar Mellencamp)

XX. What is your biggest secret? Night Moves (Bob Seger)
XXI. What song will be the title when you repost this? Indian Reservation (Paul Revere and the Raiders)

Anyone is free to participate, is not obligatory and I wont put you on the spot by tagging you. Its fun if not interesting, ju know what I mean? :-)

Posted at 07:55 am - Scribbled out by Daveman the Cool
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