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Wednesday, September 19, 2007
I Cant Stop Loving You...,
.., you marvelous people you! Okay - that out of the way.., I found this AMAZING VOICE that I am in love with. Absolutely freaking in love with. She sings a song done by Charlie Pride and Ray Charles.., that just when I thought couldn't possibly be equaled..., BAM! Along comes a lady who brings it in..., Josie Josim.
I think the contest for this song is over, but click on the vote tag anyway
and or visit her Bix Profile - here http://bix.yahoo.com/person/josiejosim
Posted at 10:29 am - Scribbled out by Daveman the Cool
-Alternate Reality Speak-
If you have not read the last blog entry covering the news of a meteorite causing villagers to get sick - please read that entry now before continuing on. Its short and concise with a link to the actual news article.
 Officials sent for a special recovery team to unearth the meteorite which oddly enough was the size of a small Volkswagen. Scientists are baffled because a meteor that size should have had the effect of a nuclear bomb, laying waste everything for about a hundred or so miles. Its believed something caused the meteor to slow down before impact, thankfully.
Within hours of retrieval - the recovery team disappeared along with a few curious villagers. No one knows what happened to them as no trace has been found. No tracks leaving, personal and business vehicles have not been moved and to add to the deepening mystery.., cell phones as well as expensive scientific equipment valuing into tens of thousands of dollars were left behind.
Other details are sketchy but a few of the Peruvian villagers swear some kind of glowing orange and greenish pulsing lights pulsated from the direction of the site of the crater and ever since Tuesday night it has been deathly quiet, which coincides with the alleged disappearances.
FOX NEWS UPDATE: "While a meteor did strike in a Peruvian village and made villagers ill, your leg is being pulled by the latest blog entry of Daveman. We ourselves find the real story less than interesting and have not covered it. However, we trust Daveman's next update on the matter will be more centered around reality."
And there you have it folks.., Daveman has been pulling your legs with this newest blog entry..., and..., and..., Okay okay here's the truth but I warn you.., its less dramatic than my improved version above. The real update is.., they believe the villagers were made ill from the blended gasses and dirt from the crater when they approached the smoking hole, which by the way, shrank from 100 feet wide by 20 feet deep TO 65 feet wide to 22 feet deep. Initial news reports are almost always distorted somewhat. However - do not be completely disappointed no zombie plague is coming from this. Its a possibility the government is covering it up.. you seen the movies.., so quit looking at me like that. It could happen. Maybe.
| NOTE: Today is National "Talk Like a Pirate" Day.., and no.., as silly as this sounds.., Im serious. Arrrr Matey! Ye be talkin' trash neow. |
Posted at 06:10 am - Scribbled out by Daveman the Cool
-Alternate Reality Speak-
Tuesday, September 18, 2007
Real Andromeda Strain or ... ?
Real News Event! Folks.., this is equal to Science Fiction meets real life - OR - a Biblical like event.., take your pick. A meteorite smashed to Earth, leaving a hundred foot wide, 20 foot deep crater in a Peruvian village. Particles of rocks and cinders lay nearby - as boiling water began coming out of the crater. By Saturday the villagers were getting seriously ill with headaches and vomiting.
My guess is its radiation, or it released a deadly space-born microbe OR perhaps poisoned their water supply. It would be interesting to watch for more details on this story to see what is going on. If it were a space-born microbe / virus / pathogen.., I would imagine the government(s) would try to cover it up and contain it.
DUDE! WERE ALL GUNNA BE FREAKING ZOMBIES! - Well - except for me.., and a select few others. Just like in the movie - Night of the Comet.
My Last Guess: Perhaps the meteorite hit a gas pocket?
(Zombies seems be the theme this week)
Posted at 06:20 am - Scribbled out by Daveman the Cool
-Alternate Reality Speak-
Monday, September 17, 2007
Sometimes They Really Do Come Back...,
.., and boy! Do they come back! Not quite the same as a Stephen King novel/movie.., the dead just ain't dead. A Venezuelan man, was declared dead at the scene of an automobile accident and taken to the morgue. When the autopsy incision was made, this 33 year old dead man responded to the pain, and bled. Dead people don't bleed, as you know, but crave brains. Since he didn't scream "Me want brains" - they figured he was not dead but very much alive undead instead of the evil undead.
Kind of makes you squeamish about these folks who declare you dead, doesn't it? I wonder how many dense morticians never questioned a bleeding dead person and went ahead with the process. As if dying wasn't scary enough - stuff like this has to be thrown into the equation. Oh wow! That reminds me.., I'm missing the Dawn of the Dead on TV. Sweet dreams people... muahahahahahahaaaaaa! - muahahahahahahaaaaaa! - muahahahahahahaaaaaa! muahahahheh.., ehch..., ack! <hack-hack-cough-hack-wheeeze> .., ahem..., Whew. Never mind.
Posted at 02:32 pm - Scribbled out by Daveman the Cool
-Alternate Reality Speak-
I had to examine my ears last night after watching the season finale of The Dead Zone last night. I kept hearing the characters mentioning the name of some woman, who was shot, called, "Placenta". I'm thinking "what thuh..?" Is this a new Latin name for women these days? My! How times have changed.
Anywho - I finally managed to get my hearing more in tune and heard the name, Jacinta, not Placenta. Imagine my relief! I mean, more and more people are getting names from Tv and Movies these days whereby to name their kids.., and to have a few hundred or a few thousand children named Placenta just kind of makes my stomach want to lurch.
You can thank me for sharing by not naming any of your children, Placenta. And just so no one can get confused, avoid using the name Jacinta as well.., not that its a bad name.., its just some of us get so confused. Can you imagine a Gym teacher miscalling your daughter as.., "Row call! Placenta. Is Placenta present? I SAID.., IS PLACENTA PRESENT? Do you want detention, Placenta? Speak up girl! be proud of your name, afterbirth child!" - Naturally no kid is going to respond to that except the entire class in a fit laughter.
Posted at 07:47 am - Scribbled out by Daveman the Cool
-Alternate Reality Speak-
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