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Tuesday, September 18, 2007
Real Andromeda Strain or ... ?
Real News Event! Folks.., this is equal to Science Fiction meets real life - OR - a Biblical like event.., take your pick. A meteorite smashed to Earth, leaving a hundred foot wide, 20 foot deep crater in a Peruvian village. Particles of rocks and cinders lay nearby - as boiling water began coming out of the crater. By Saturday the villagers were getting seriously ill with headaches and vomiting.
My guess is its radiation, or it released a deadly space-born microbe OR perhaps poisoned their water supply. It would be interesting to watch for more details on this story to see what is going on. If it were a space-born microbe / virus / pathogen.., I would imagine the government(s) would try to cover it up and contain it.
DUDE! WERE ALL GUNNA BE FREAKING ZOMBIES! - Well - except for me.., and a select few others. Just like in the movie - Night of the Comet.
My Last Guess: Perhaps the meteorite hit a gas pocket?
(Zombies seems be the theme this week)
Posted at 06:20 am - Scribbled out by Daveman the Cool
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Monday, September 17, 2007
Sometimes They Really Do Come Back...,
.., and boy! Do they come back! Not quite the same as a Stephen King novel/movie.., the dead just ain't dead. A Venezuelan man, was declared dead at the scene of an automobile accident and taken to the morgue. When the autopsy incision was made, this 33 year old dead man responded to the pain, and bled. Dead people don't bleed, as you know, but crave brains. Since he didn't scream "Me want brains" - they figured he was not dead but very much alive undead instead of the evil undead.
Kind of makes you squeamish about these folks who declare you dead, doesn't it? I wonder how many dense morticians never questioned a bleeding dead person and went ahead with the process. As if dying wasn't scary enough - stuff like this has to be thrown into the equation. Oh wow! That reminds me.., I'm missing the Dawn of the Dead on TV. Sweet dreams people... muahahahahahahaaaaaa! - muahahahahahahaaaaaa! - muahahahahahahaaaaaa! muahahahheh.., ehch..., ack! <hack-hack-cough-hack-wheeeze> .., ahem..., Whew. Never mind.
Posted at 02:32 pm - Scribbled out by Daveman the Cool
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I had to examine my ears last night after watching the season finale of The Dead Zone last night. I kept hearing the characters mentioning the name of some woman, who was shot, called, "Placenta". I'm thinking "what thuh..?" Is this a new Latin name for women these days? My! How times have changed.
Anywho - I finally managed to get my hearing more in tune and heard the name, Jacinta, not Placenta. Imagine my relief! I mean, more and more people are getting names from Tv and Movies these days whereby to name their kids.., and to have a few hundred or a few thousand children named Placenta just kind of makes my stomach want to lurch.
You can thank me for sharing by not naming any of your children, Placenta. And just so no one can get confused, avoid using the name Jacinta as well.., not that its a bad name.., its just some of us get so confused. Can you imagine a Gym teacher miscalling your daughter as.., "Row call! Placenta. Is Placenta present? I SAID.., IS PLACENTA PRESENT? Do you want detention, Placenta? Speak up girl! be proud of your name, afterbirth child!" - Naturally no kid is going to respond to that except the entire class in a fit laughter.
Posted at 07:47 am - Scribbled out by Daveman the Cool
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Saturday, September 15, 2007
Posted at 08:54 pm - Scribbled out by Daveman the Cool
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BY, SLUG's GHOST!
Anyone remember the killer slug what stuck to my forehead last week (or was it two eeks ago?) ...?? I think it's ghost has paid me a visit - a haunting of the worst kind. Okay - I just have a mystery .., or maybe its that Karma stuff Abby mentioned in regard to the fear factor I bestowed on my baby brother when he was ten. Anywho.., yesterday I put my hand in my pants pocket and found... A SNAIL SHELL! I did not pick one up and put it my pocket, so how'd it get there? We don't keep them around as a collection, nor do we use them for decoration - so what is your theory?
Mud For Your Kids
According to researchers, many kids who have allergies, may have them because of the overt state of cleanliness modern kids have. The reasoning is thus: no exposure to dirt leaves the body with no need to fight so many germs. I guess that makes a certain amount of sense.., so Mothers.., Let your baby's be cowboys. Let them get out there and play till the dirt encrusts their teeth. Dirt is good for the kids. Besides, a kid that is clean 24/7 is unnatural. Kids by nature are drawn to playing in the dirt and sometimes - mud. Even Grandson will attest to that because he reminds me.., "Paw-Paw.., I play in the doit!"
O.J. In The News Again
Its true! O.J. Simpson apparently was at the heart of a Casino Hotel Room break in.., for which he claimed he was simply trying to recover property that belonged to him - Sports memorabilia and a the suit he wore at his murder trial. And (if the story is correct) he had a gun. I wrote song about it and it goes something like this "O.J. got a gun.., O.J. got a gun.., O.J. got a gun." Yeah buddy - just keep that suit as a reminder and totin' that there gun. The dude is obviously somewhat mental. I would think if I beat a murder rap, I'd be on the down-low instead of pushing the envelope.
DVD Easter Eggs
I didn't know about this until I watched last night's episode of the new "Doctor Who" starring David Tennant. After this guy mentions Easter Eggs on DVD.., curiosity got the better of me and thus I looked it up via Yahoo Search and found out its real. Think of it as hacking a DVD for hidden extra goodies. Go here to see if you have any DVDs with Easter Eggs on them; http://www.hiddendvdeastereggs.com/
Blog Critics
It seems some people do not know when to keep their mouths shut. Yes, my blog looks like a pig pen, yes its not filled with literary genius, nor does it follow the rules of "proper" grammar or writing for that matter. While I believe kids should learn this stuff in school, I'm not a kid, and I don't follow the rules because (as retarded as it sounds) I have no desire to make money off this stuff. I get my communication across - for the most part - and thats what I'm all about.
Now, my friends can critique my blog, and I can critique them - but we so so in fun spiritedness or because someone of us asks for a judgment call. If I don't know you to decipher what your intent is.., the only critiquing I want from strangers would be in the form of "suggestions" not put downs. A recent visitor left rude comments because he felt I was being rude to a fellow Blog Drive person.
This was not the insulter's blog I left the comment at, and I "think" the person who's blog I visited knows my comment was made as a compliment, with a slight humored twist - and if not - its only to THAT person I need to apologize to, and certainly not some dimwit who sticks his or her (most likely a he) nose in business that does not concern said visitor. To said Rude Nosy Visitor I say.., "Get a life or Get a Job - just don't come here and start crap".
Posted at 09:33 am - Scribbled out by Daveman the Cool
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