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Thursday, September 06, 2007

50 Thingys

I stole this from Sinja (he was just asking for it to happen) - who stole it from MySpace who stole it from?? I dunno. I dunt care, because that gives me at least some level of Plausible Deniability. Am I right or am I right? Yeeew know I'm right!

- - - 50 THINGS - - -

about me

1. Do you like cheese?
- Yes I do! More cheese if you please..

2. Have you ever smoked heroin?
- No I haven't even smoked His'n.

3. Do you own a gun?
- No. But I'm not against people's rights to bear arms though, if thats what you're getting at. Well- except for idiots who shouldn't own a gun to start with.

5. Do you get nervous before doctor appointments?
- Yes. I hate going to the doctor for anything.

6. What do you think of hot dogs?
- I love hot dogs - mainly Chili Dog's with slaw and cheese - delish!

7. What's your favorite Christmas song?
- Have a Holly Jolly Christmas .., by Burl Ives. It takes me back when Christmas had a more down to earth meaning.

8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning?
- Coffee - the brain powerizer

9. Can you do push ups?
-   I could probably do push ups. But I'm not doing them to impress you, aeight!?

10. Is your bathroom clean?
-     Its so clean you could eat off the floor! But I wouldnt recommend it.

11. What's your favorite piece of jewelry?
-     A cheap watch purchased at Walmart. In other words I'm not into jewelry..

13. What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex?
- I put out the Vibes, baby. I put out the vibes.

14. Do you have A.D.D.?
- A little. I can also do some subtraction and know some of my gazentas (2 gazenta 4 two times, 4 gazenta 12 two plus one times) If you're going to succumb to a cliché response at least beef it up some.

16. Middle Name?
- I have one, yes I do.

17. Name 3 thoughts at this exact moment?
1) I'm not sure why am answering these questions
2) My back still hurts

3) I wish I was one stinking filthy rich human being.

18. Name the last 3 things you have bought?
1) Butterscotch Candy

2) Ovaltine - malt flavor

3) A Veggie Burger. Its okay but I really don't see myself buying that crap again.

19. Name 3 drinks you regularly drink:
1) Water
2) Generic Diet Cola
3) Lipton Green Tea with Honey

20. Current worry?
-    Yes

21. Current hate?
-   I'm beginning to hate answering these questions.

22. Favorite place to be?
-    Someplace other than here. I'd rather be over there (points to the corner of the room).
23. How did you bring in the New Year?
-    I never bring it in. I leave it outside for fear it might piddle on the carpet.

24. Where would you like to go?
- Heaven. Yep..., I think that would do it.

27. Do you own slippers?
- Only rich people own slippers.

28. What are you wearing?
- Clothes.

29. Do you burn or tan?
- I burn rather well

30. Favorite color?
- Jauntreuse (go ahead, ask!)

31. Would you be a pirate?
- Well - if it didn't involve doing anything illegal - sure. Why not.

32. What songs do you sing in the shower?
- I don't sing in the shower. There's nobody in there to be impressed.

35. What's in your pocket right now?
- about 35 cents. And some of you thought I didn't have any cents. Hah!

36. Last thing that made you laugh?
- Video of Red Skelton - aside from that, hearing about my grandson's antics.

37. Best bed sheets as a child?
- My bed sheets was never a child. Are you on drugs or something?

38. Worst injury you've ever had?
- Busted up knee and a cracked rib

40. How many TVs do you have in your house?
- How many TV's do YOU have in YOUR house?

41. Who is your loudest friend?
- I don't know

42. Who is your most silent friend?
- I don't know.

43. Does someone have a crush on you?
- Well - Duh! I should think so.

45. What is your favorite book?
- I like em all. Well - of those I read, I kinda like.

46. What is your favorite candy?
- Butterscotch hard candies

47. What song do/did you want played at your wedding?
- Nosy batsward aren't ya

48. What song do you want played at your funeral?
- "The Long and Winding Road", by Paul McCartney/Beatles

49. What were you doing 12 AM last night?
- Watching a couple of first season episodes of SLIDERS.

50. What was the first thing you thought of when you woke up?
- 50 ways to Kill the alarm clock

If you wanna do this - go for it, but let me know so I can drag out my note pad. I need the blackmail material, so make it juicy.

Posted at 07:02 pm - Scribbled out by Daveman the Cool
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I WON! I DID!

I WON THIS AWARD!
Okay.., I was "awarded" this award, and didn't quite win it.

It seems TERRI - decided I was secure enough as a man-card holder that I would actually put this up. And I am. If anyone says I ain't manly after this, I'll smack you up the side of your head with my Murse (man-purse) - and since I don't own a Murse, I'll have to borrow Howard's.

As a Rockin' Girl (man)..., (shut up big brother, I hear the smirkings already) .., I hereby pass this award on to the following Rockin' People....,

* AbbyNormal - who has this amazing wit and observational skills that just amazed and impresses the heck out of me!
* Sprite (aka Pennie) who has an interesting take on life and her world around her AND rarely ever fails to visit other people's blogs and thats when she's sick or some other unforeseen phenomenon crops up. You Rock, gurl! (You will have to split this with Rob because he rocks in his picture taking art)
* Beej - because - she's a glamorous red head with spunk.
* Judy - who has a rockin' awesome family life as well as a busy busy bee.
* GigglesBee - because she is a genuine rockin' girl complete with her own rockin; husband who rocks in a band
* Miss Ginger - who is a rockin' chef, among other things, a genious at any level
* Cami-Kaos - who, rocks the socks of da house! Her world of construction never ends and always has something to say - except for the few times she don't.
* Herb - because while he like me, is not in touch with his feminine side, has really bad feet hygiene, and who cant admire that? And of course - he's a man with great family values
* Pops - there is no better rockin' grandpa - but I don't have a Rockin' Grandpa award, so hopefully this one will suffice. We cool and rockin' grandpa's need to stick together on this stuff - yes Herb, that includes you too.
* Greg - because of his rockin' photography style! The man has turned his self into a genius picture takerer.
* Parisian - because he has this poetic soul and just a general all around rockin' dude.
* Jerry - who I just remembered sent me virtual flowers (although I was quite upset about no dinner and a movie, manly date)
* Doctor Doug - because he's a rockin' daddio.
* JFZ - because he was probably praying I wouldnt award it to him. Too late!
* BLUES BRUTHA - (last but certainly not least) because I think his new Blog Drive Blog rawks down da house - plus he was snickering - paybacks are swell, eh? What are brothers for if not Kodak moments like this? Thats a rhetorical question... hah!

You Rockin' Girl Blogger awardees, may now decide whom you deem earned "Rockin' Girl Blogger" status in your cicles - why? Because. Thats what rockin' people do.

Posted at 12:01 pm - Scribbled out by Daveman the Cool
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Wednesday, September 05, 2007

I had Thrupy fer muh Back T'day

Today I went in for my first Physical Therapy session this morning which consisted of evaluation, a heat pad and those funky muscle stimulator electrode doodads and makes your muscles feel like a mass of squirming maggots eating your flesh away. My next session will include more of the same and possibly traction.

I can say at conclusions end, my back wasn't hurting near as bad - until I got into the car seat - then it all came rushing back. Anyway I have more LYING exercises to do so excuse me as I begin today's lying session right now.

LET THE LYING BEGIN!

"I went over to Adam's house to borrow a cup of flour. He said he didn't have any but I personally seen some daisies growing in his yard. What does that tell ya? Herb is actually somebody named Herb, not Herb, like we all originally suspected. Remember.., I'm lying. Herb's name is not Herb, its Herb. I have five sisters and a thirteen brothers, if you count them all twice and three times on Sundays. My movie has been nominated for an Oscar. Oscar Madison will be taking it away sometime soon. Hillary Clinton has promised to make me her personal White House Page (aka "boy-toy") after she is elected president. She could do better. I am also a professional brain surgeon. My first brain transplant was.., Abby something."

Posted at 12:05 pm - Scribbled out by Daveman the Cool
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Tuesday, September 04, 2007

My New Movie!

Yes its true. I produced, wrote, directed and acted in my own major motion picture, direct to Internet and you will not have to wait in long lines to view it. Admission price is free to you. Just click on HERE to view (Be advised to turn down your speakers a little because the music will drive you nuts) or click the graphic.

STARRING:

Daveman as his self

Beej as herself

Posted at 08:11 am - Scribbled out by Daveman the Cool
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Monday, September 03, 2007

You're In My Will

I'm leaving you this in my will. And you thought I never think of you guys. Shame on you. This blog entry is yours to divide up among you evenly. Now - keep in mind should any of you get any ideas to ensure my early demise to claim your share of this blog entry - I have made a clause in said will what states my body has to be examined for poisons and toxins of any and every kind and an intense investigation has to be made to insure I wasn't pushed off a cliff or down an elevator shaft - and forget the airplane crash or drowning routine, because I don't fly and I cant and wont swim. I have to meet with a natural demise - any earlier wont be wise.

The reason I say this is because face it - no one has ever willed YOU a blog entry before, and that in itself is priceless. The act, not the blog entry itself. Oh wow! Someone left me a cool lit sparkler under my chair! Its red base reads.., "Dynam ité". Must be the company name. Thank you whoever gave this cool gift to m......

Posted at 12:55 pm - Scribbled out by Daveman the Cool
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