Wednesday, September 05, 2007
I had Thrupy fer muh Back T'day
Today I went in for my first Physical Therapy session this morning which consisted of evaluation, a heat pad and those funky muscle stimulator electrode doodads and makes your muscles feel like a mass of squirming maggots eating your flesh away. My next session will include more of the same and possibly traction.
I can say at conclusions end, my back wasn't hurting near as bad - until I got into the car seat - then it all came rushing back. Anyway I have more LYING exercises to do so excuse me as I begin today's lying session right now.
LET THE LYING BEGIN!
"I went over to Adam's house to borrow a cup of flour. He said he didn't have any but I personally seen some daisies growing in his yard. What does that tell ya? Herb is actually somebody named Herb, not Herb, like we all originally suspected. Remember.., I'm lying. Herb's name is not Herb, its Herb. I have five sisters and a thirteen brothers, if you count them all twice and three times on Sundays. My movie has been nominated for an Oscar. Oscar Madison will be taking it away sometime soon. Hillary Clinton has promised to make me her personal White House Page (aka "boy-toy") after she is elected president. She could do better. I am also a professional brain surgeon. My first brain transplant was.., Abby something."
Posted at 12:05 pm - Scribbled out by
Daveman the Cool
-Alternate Reality Speak-
Tuesday, September 04, 2007
Yes its true. I produced, wrote, directed and acted in my own major motion picture, direct to Internet and you will not have to wait in long lines to view it. Admission price is free to you. Just click on
HERE to view (
Be advised to turn down your speakers a little because the music will drive you nuts) or click the graphic.
STARRING:
Daveman as his self
Posted at 08:11 am - Scribbled out by
Daveman the Cool
-Alternate Reality Speak-
Monday, September 03, 2007
I'm leaving you this in my will. And you thought I never think of you guys. Shame on you. This blog entry is yours to divide up among you evenly. Now - keep in mind should any of you get any ideas to ensure my early demise to claim your share of this blog entry - I have made a clause in said will what states my body has to be examined for poisons and toxins of any and every kind and an intense investigation has to be made to insure I wasn't pushed off a cliff or down an elevator shaft - and forget the airplane crash or drowning routine, because I don't fly and I cant and wont swim. I have to meet with a natural demise - any earlier wont be wise.
The reason I say this is because face it - no one has ever willed YOU a blog entry before, and that in itself is priceless. The act, not the blog entry itself. Oh wow! Someone left me a cool lit sparkler under my chair! Its red base reads.., "Dynam ité". Must be the company name. Thank you whoever gave this cool gift to m......
Posted at 12:55 pm - Scribbled out by
Daveman the Cool
-Alternate Reality Speak-
Sunday, September 02, 2007

There's a limited number of ways to fix a hot dog that tastes really yummy. If you have an interesting way to prep a frank furter to taste good feel free to tell me about it.
By far my most favoritest hawtdawg is the Chili Dog with Cheese and Cole Slaw on top. Even then its best to use KFC slaw or something that tastes close to it.., as it just sets the whole thing in slobbering harmony - ALSO - my trade secret is to dry brush yellow mustard on both sides of the bun. Not much, just enough to stain the thing as to have a hint of flavor.
Some years ago there was Browne's Diner, in Cabot Arkansas. It had been a landmark for many many many years, ever since before I was knee high to a frog's dimpled butt, and their foot long chili-dogs were to die for. No one could recreate the one of a kind flavor, try as they may. Whenever my big bro and his herd came into town on a visit, you could be sure of one thing; they weren't leaving town without Browne's Foot-longs. As a kid I liked to have the foot-long chili-dog with creme soda. mmmm-mmm-mmm!
Sadly, Browne's Diner, went out of business a couple of months after the old man was killed working on his tractor. Browne's Diner was an interesting place where the farmers and the city slickers would go to eat and take turns swapping stories - the farmers would have the most colorful stories and nearly always leave you in stitches, laughing so hard. Oh and then there was the pinball room complete with two pool tables.., which eventually morphed into a modern day Video Game Room as well. The dining area remained virtually untouched for all of forever. I miss it.
The proper way to eat a Browne's Footlog Chili-dog fully loaded (chili & slaw) was with a knife and fork. Only a fool and a slob would try holding it with both hands to eat it. Which i had done a time or two. Its funny how you'll act when you're starving.
Posted at 04:51 pm - Scribbled out by
Daveman the Cool
-Alternate Reality Speak-
Saturday, September 01, 2007
As an Aries.., Mars is my home planet. Isn't she beautiful for a dead planet? Anyway here's a 3D view taken from the orbiter in 2006. Info on how to view is located in the side bar. Enjoy.
(this is a repeat posting - the last one disappeared into nowhere. So, if it shows up again, this will explain why there is a double posting)
Posted at 01:20 pm - Scribbled out by
Daveman the Cool
-Alternate Reality Speak-