Gotta go back to the Old Doctor to find out the results of the test says I got liver problemos or not. That and something else but I don't remember. Was awake all nite with pain. By Sunday afternoon my foot started swelling but this morning looks fine. Go figure. Not really sure where to go from here. I mean - do I go to Dermatologist or a Podiatrist or Dr. Scholls?
For today.., the plan is to go and find out the lab results with old doctor - then never return. Thats the plan at least. I'm betting its okay - else-wise I'd be green or yellow or something eh? Like Jaundice or something eh? I'm not yellow despite the rumors. My humor for the moment has just been drained. I need a humor recharge. I think I developed a leak or something. Do they have humor leak patches?
Posted at 07:23 am - Scribbled out by
Daveman the Cool
-Alternate Reality Speak-
The Forrest Gump Frame of Mind
I sat here thankin of somethin' to write about. And I thought and thought somemore and before I knowed what happend, I had actually thought for quite a long time. Like my Grandma used to say, "Son, aint no use in thankin' too hard about thangs. You'll just end up with a headache."
Know whut? She was riight. My head is achin like somebody stomped on it with a big truck. But anyway I'd like to write somethin' while I'm not thankin for right now.
I remember the times I didnt get to meet President Clinton or President Bush. I remember that quite well. Includin' the time I never got to shake
Jim Varney's hand. Seen him but didnt say nothin'. Of course he was alive back then and was filmin a movie called, "
Daddy and Them" at the time. I coulda, but didnt. I expect a man famous in a small country city deserved his coffee drankin' in peace. So I left him to his self.
Of course I never did see that movie - cause it was a flop the way I hear it. But blame that on,
Billy Bob Thornton (a fellow Arkansan) for that one. Thats kinda sad, cause it was ol' Jim Varney's last movie and his only real serious role that I can thank of. But for your records - that movie was filmed in
Cabot, Arkansas and I was there.
I nearly got my VHS Video camera taken from me as I strolled bravely around the actors trailers and got a picture of the house, camera booms and all that. Fortunately the security guard what nailed me had mercy only because I didnt get the actors on video yet.
Well. Thats all I gotta say. Well, actually I gotta say one more thang. My first and only true love was from Cabot Arkansas. Never more, Lenore. Like Momma used to say, "Girls is like a box of chocolates; Sometimes you go through a few nuts before you hit carmel." Well - my first true love was the carmel - and I was the nut in this case for lettin' her get away. Dang ropes wudnt tight enuff I espect.
** starts playing with stun-gun again**
!!!BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZT!!!
** dave lays barely conscious - twitching**
Posted at 10:39 pm - Scribbled out by
Daveman the Cool
-Alternate Reality Speak-
And Yet A New Dating Method
Can you believe this guy?
He had a harem of 11 women presumedly through hypnosis and threats. He even was in possession of a stun gun. Who knew the stun gun had alternative uses? Geesh. And all this time I been alone for nothing.
**dave wonders if his stun gun really works** - - -
!!!BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZT!!!
** dave lays barely conscious - twitching**
Posted at 08:19 pm - Scribbled out by
Daveman the Cool
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Freedom! Freeeeeedom! I got me Freedom!
"Cast away thy Canes and crutches - thou art whole" saith the doctor. "Walk! Yeah verily I say, walk." And so I stood and walked erect - my knuckles mere centimeters off the floor and I could walk and stand and.....
Okay - what was really said after a few questions about my foot and said the pain and vein event, was/is related to the [seh-bite-iss] (sorry don't have the proper spelling) but my ____ is well enough I can walk on it without aid of the crutches now. So I gladly put the crutches away - I hate those cursed crutches - although the did come in handy and were needful, I still despise them. I really do.
I'm going to trust this new doctor - despite some concerns. After all, his treatment worked better than my former doctor. Right? Right. There is no need in me over worrying myself into becoming a hypochondriac. Wait! Should I be treated for that too? Oh great! Now I need sugar pills to cure this disorder!!! Oh man! I'm starting to see things - I see YOU! and YOU and YOU and...
My apologies. I guess the hypochondria jesting has been done to death by various peoples over the years. I couldn't resist it though. Oh come on! Come back here. I wont do it again.. really! Jeesh - everyone is a critic. Anyways - I am free from my crutches (for now) until the next ailment comes along.
Posted at 11:53 am - Scribbled out by
Daveman the Cool
-Alternate Reality Speak-
I'm going back to the new doctor in the morning (friday) afore cause of me ____. When I sleep or take a nap my ____ experiences a really killer amount of spasm oriented pain. After such an episode a vein what is situated on top of my foot just were my big toe meets the ____ all the way across the ____ up to my ankle rises like a big blue snake. It flattens out after a little while though.
I'm not sure what that means but I guess its better to check it out. I mean, my _____ is an important walking tool. I gotta admit not being able to walk on my ____ without the use of crutches is wearing thin on me noives. I can walk mind you - but if I'm not using my crutches and walk on my _____ , the _____ starts swelling lawts and lawts.
HA! Once again.., I knew you was waiting for me to mess up and actually say the word, foot. But I made it through without mentioning, foot, not once. No, not even once did I mention, foot. Sorry to disappoint you all - but when I determined I wasn't going to mention my foot, I meant it! So in your face! in your face! Muahahahahahaaa!
Posted at 05:21 pm - Scribbled out by
Daveman the Cool
-Alternate Reality Speak-
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