Announcing my new incredible D.A.B, system (Dog Always Behave)!!!!

Thats right! With this amazing device yuo just aim it at your dog's brain, press a button and invisible mind control rays penetrate your dog's skull and creates a state of cooperativeness in doggies brain.

Once your dog has been "cooperatized" you can tell Fido, to stay in the yard, to never jump on you, fix your sandwiches and cook your meals, and be still your beating heart.., cluck like a chicken!!! How many times have you wanted to make your dog cluck like a chicken!?  Countless times no doubt,

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WARNING: Husbands must not use this device on their wives. Once they figure out what you are doing, it could lead to sever injuries (broken bones, lacerations and cranial fractures).

DISCLAIMER:  DOES NOT WORK ON DOGS NOT NAMED FIDO. CHANGING CURRENT NAME TO FIDO MIGHT WORK BUT DOUBTFUL UNLESS YOU ARE CHANGING FIDO TO FIDO. IF YOU REALLY THINK THIS DEVICE WORKS I HAVE REAL-ESTATE IN DEATH VALLEY WITH AN TERRIFIC VIEW OF THE OCEAN AT A BARGAIN PRICE, YOU'LL LOVE IT! DEVICE WILL NOT WORK ON CERTAIN DOGS NAMED FIDO AND ONLY WORKS ON IMAGINARY DOGS NAMED FIDO.