- I called the Big Giant Head and told him that the postponed invasion of Earth can commence. Unfortunately with the rise in gas prices, the invasion force will be arriving by bicycle. A two hundred million trillion light year bicycle ride across the cosmos will take a while.  I figure all you Earthlings have enough time to watch a couple of movies, eat a few pizzas, swill a few root-beers.  2 weeks according to my imported Russian Super Calculator.  The invasion force will be peddling VERY fast.  Poor devils.

By the time they get here, they might be too exhausted to do anything but sleep so that would give you a little extra time. And then there's always the chance that the Big Giant Head will call it off because his birthday is coming up and he really hates getting involved with other forms of mingling and socializing this close to his specual "him" day.

Mental Note:
"Mawma - I been a bad boy an I'm all messed up inside. Rub my wittle head?"

Once again I find myself not feeling good. I'm on the pain meds and this blog entry is where my mind takes me.  Thats ok, except you the reader has to endure it. On behave of the Big Giant Head galactic collective I apologize.  Now about that head rubbing......