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Monday, October 06, 2008
Quick note to Marty's Ex. (aka "Name") I dont want you posting Marty's personal life no matter how you view it on my Blog, not in the comments, not on the Tagboard. Got it? As far as I know you are hell bent to smear Marty - logically I dont know beans about YOU nor do I know Marty's private life and it should remain that way until HE decides to make it known. If you want to post GOOD things about Marty - no problem just be gutsy and identify yourself instead of hiding. What you are doing is illegal. There are "Bullying Laws" regarding the internet that apply not just to children and teens but adults as well Marty is NOT a celebrity. His private life is not open to public scrutiny. "Name" whoever you are - Do Not Post Any Thing more about Marty - just go away.
TO MY FRIENDS ...,
Thank you - I appreciate you lots and lots. Yes perfect grammar and precision spleling is my bag baby, yeah! Here's the bad news. I GOT A COLD! Feel sorry for me, hug me, Talk Baby Talk To Me, Hand me my Blanky, and wipe my nose for me - but I can wipe my butt by myself. Ok? I mean I got to save a little bit of dignity for myself right? Yew know thats right! Self respect? That went out the window a long time ago. heh.
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Now Back To The Blogging..,
Sorry Ladies and Gentle dudes who commented on my last post and are my friends - I am out of time and have to tend to my cold. Again - I thank you! Herb, Pen, Laurabell, Lady Fri, and Dr.Doug and those who just didnt say nuttin - you all is da cats Meowsers.
Posted at 08:05 pm - Scribbled out by Daveman the Cool
 | | | J f Z
October 8, 2008 08:31 PM PDT
I'm adding to my episode list of season 2 of TSCC here:
http://thunderstorms.blogdrive.com/archive/728.html
If you missed them, watch them via those links. | |
| | | Amy
October 7, 2008 08:55 PM PDT
OK, Im coming in here, I'm putting on my hand sanitizer, wearing my mask, gloves, protective wear, fishnet stockings, leather knee-high boots, whips, chains........... exscuse me, wrong room........... | |
| | | doctordoug
October 7, 2008 04:48 PM PDT
Cheers D-man | |
| | | Friday
October 7, 2008 03:03 PM PDT
Nurse Friday reporting for duty ... hanky (check), soup (check), blanky (check), baby talk, (check-wecky).
My momma used to rub and lightly scratch my back when I was sick. It didn't make me well any sooner but it sure made me feel better while I was sick. Git sum Vitamin C in ya, my darlin', lots of liquids, plenty of rest, back away from the Lax-O-Max and call me in the morning.
*get well hugs*
*runs for a liberal squirt of sanitizer*
Love you, darlin' Dman! | |
| | | J f Z
October 7, 2008 02:43 PM PDT
When senile dementia starts wearing down those worn neural pathways, oftentimes people like Daveman will say "creative" things. I find it is most polite and less provocative to simply smile and nod when that happens.
Hanky, Daveman? | |
| | | pendoodles
October 7, 2008 09:12 AM PDT
*sets down fresh bowl of hot chicken noodle soup* Here ya go my buddy. Also lots of 7UP with ice in this here tall glass. Blow on the soup as you eat it, its purdy darned hot.
Get Well Soon! :) | |
| | | Herb
October 7, 2008 05:11 AM PDT
Wow! that Lax-O-Max sounds like the stuff infomercials are made of! Yer in the wrong biz, bud. | |
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