Have you ever had one of THOSE days? Yeah, you know what I am talking about and speaking as of which - why cant they make a SPELL CHECKER that will actually corrected all the repeat misspelled words at one time rather than take you through every single one!   Common words like "the" misspelled as "teh" or "you" as "yuo" for example.  Am I the only one to misspell these words every now and then when getting in a hurry?

I am?  Well poot.  Yeah, thats right! I SAID "POOT".  I knew you would be impressed at my word usage skills.  I are smart. Be envious!  No seriously - I expect it. Go ahead, be envious - its alright.  Just this once, bask in it! I insist.  It becomes you, you should wear it more often, maybe with that new ensemble you purchased recently? Yeah - now you're talkin'!

Some dude made news supposedly famous for FREE HUGS?  What thuh???  I don't recall charging for my hugs - do you?  So WHY the blue hades is HE famous and all that crud??? When I say crud, Im not talking about HUGS being crud, but when doing it for attention instead of from the heart - Thats Crud! Why cant WE be famous for giving away hugs.  Someone might say "Yeah but he was hugging strangers, Dave! not himself".  And I haven't?  I have hugged strangers who seemed to need it.  I WANT MY 15 MINUTES OF FAME!

"But Dave! CHILL!  This man was NOT looking for attention when he gave away the hugs".  Oh really?  Then what the heck was with that big hand painted sign around his neck, "Free Hugs"??  ATTENTION - Hello! He probably called the media to observe his so called act of kindness too.

Of course I am kidding about wanting 15 minutes of fame for hugging somebody.  I don't advertise - "Hey people - look at me - I am hugging this person FOR FREE". Never have, never will. Somebody contact my agent - I need to copyright that as my new slogan next time I go out to hug someone I don't know.

I don't know about you - but Im going now to get hugs from Lady Fri. She's handing them out for free too. Oh the $1.25 thing?  That's just the handling fee.