YES! ITS CAPTION CONTEST TIME AGAIN! Only this time its an experimental idea I had (unless its been stolen already) which may or may not work. This "Blind Caption Contest" is planned for one time only UNLESS it works out really well, in which case you can then expect more, blind caption contests. Never fear - normal caption contest will follow after this.
PROCEDURE: (1) I have preselected a still image from a Movie or Tv show. (2) I will not show you the preselected image (3) I will give you a short word or set of words to set your imagination off. This word or set of words may or may not have anything to do with the tone or theme of the preselected image (4) You will use your imagination to dream up a caption, based on what you see in your head.
THE WINNER will be determined thus: The caption closest fitting (humor wise) the preselected image will determine the winner! Yay! Me! I so rawk! Okay, everyone join in..., "Yay! Daveman so rawks!". You can stop chanting now. Its starting to creep me out. If more than one caption suits preselected image I have a judge lined up who will help me determine the winner - and the other close matches will get honorable mention. The Judge is not eligible for caption submission. Neither am I. These rules apply only to "Blind Caption Contests"
RULES: * No more than TWO captions per person. * Keep it reasonably clean. * You must be Baptist - Just Kidding! This has nothing to do with religion or anti-religion.., its just a contest for crying out loud. And if you do this in the nude, I really would rather not know about it. Sicko.
WINNER (as always) Gets a big plug here on the blog.
Non Winners (as always) get respect
BLIND CAPTION CONTEST WORDS:
"Hog-warts"
(Appended 10-27-07)
DeadLine - November 2, 2007
Picture and winning caption to be posted
after that date. Come one, come all!
(changed deadline from Oct. 31 to Nov. 2 due to
conflict with bix contest I am holding: "Spooksville"
click here to participate or vote on this seperate contest.)
Posted at 04:52 pm - Scribbled out by
Daveman the Cool
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Joe October 30, 2007 02:06 PM PDT
"Introducing the new mascot for the Arkansas Razorbacks." |
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duble October 29, 2007 01:24 PM PDT
Egad!, Do you have any idea what you have done? |
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duble October 29, 2007 01:24 PM PDT
Egad!, Do you have any idea what you have done? |
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pendoodles October 27, 2007 04:56 PM PDT
*BREAKING NEWS FLASH*
Last night the Blogdrive Police identified Dumbledork as the murderer of Endora, by the hogwarts on his hands.
It seems Endora had a massive one on her nose. The forensic staff found it while going over her face with a fine tooth comb.
The only way Dumbledork could have gotten the hogwarts was when he was pinching Endora's nose closed, which caused her to suffocate and die.
More news at 10 on channel HPSE (Harry Potter Sucks Eggs) |
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Halcyon October 27, 2007 02:41 PM PDT
....if only this caption were witty |
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AbbyNormal October 27, 2007 11:20 AM PDT
Her mama told her that she shouldn't go skinny dipping in that particular spring. |
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brandy101 October 27, 2007 11:16 AM PDT
Kermit the Frog considers the irony of the social disease he picked up from a raucous night with Miss Piggy... |
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Herb October 27, 2007 05:06 AM PDT
Mr Ziffle and Mr Douglas try to warn Lisa she might get hog warts from holding Arnold. |
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Herb October 27, 2007 04:59 AM PDT
Bo and Luke Didn't know what to do with Boss because they were afraid if they touched him they'd get Hogg-warts. |
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Jeremiadist October 27, 2007 12:44 AM PDT
No thanks, I've already eaten. |
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Ang October 27, 2007 12:41 AM PDT
This was definitely not what Harry had in mind when he was told he'd been accepted to wizarding school. |
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Scott October 27, 2007 12:35 AM PDT
She'd always suspected that sailor of lying about using protection, and the physical complications dogged her to this day... |
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ktoab October 26, 2007 10:52 PM PDT
What's that you say? Oh, ok. I got this way from kissin' pigs. |
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The Hermit October 26, 2007 10:43 PM PDT
I've had to give up bacon and ham since the FDA found that 10% of people get hog warts after eating them. |
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Gigglesbee October 26, 2007 10:42 PM PDT
Oh crap....and I just let my insurance lapse! |
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shoe October 26, 2007 08:52 PM PDT
i've heard of getting warts from kissing a frog, but what the hell did you do to get those? |
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MissGinger October 26, 2007 06:20 PM PDT
Endora to Samantha: "Well fine, then, you seem to love him, hog warts and all" |
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Howard October 26, 2007 05:46 PM PDT
Babe III: The Magical Skin Complexion. |
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Howard October 26, 2007 05:43 PM PDT
I've got a wand this big and it doesn't have Hermoine written all over it. |
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