I Shoulda Called the Kiddo

Wednesday, October 24, 2007

Its late-thirty. (12:28am) For me anyway. Cant sleep. Worried about daughter and I guess I should have called her today. She's most likely okay, but still. I shoulda called or something. I'm a really crappy dad. An awful dad. A good dad would have called his daughter today and ask her how she was feeling. Hold on just a sec. I started this thing and now I have to finish it....

[Dave challenges self - throws self to floor. Oh no! a hard connect to the eye and a kick to the gut! Oh the humanity, people! This has got to be a worlds first for the record books of beating ones self up.

Daveman just flipped himself in mid-air, ladies and gentlemen! Now he's screaming in pain because he realized all of too late, he has a bad back. Now he's kicking his own butt with well choreographed foot work and its amazing, let me tell you! - uh oh! He's unconscious and no one to count to to ten.

Oh well - let the man rest. NO! WAIT! He's moving and just found a dead horse. Now he's beating himself with the dead horse! Its tragic, people! Its horrifying! Its brutal! If this is not taking a cliché AND a metaphor beyond the limits, I don't know what is.

Oh..., Okay - he really is down for the count, now. Stars are circling his head like Indians circling a wagon train. Yep. Its lights out for Dave. Good night all]

Posted at 12:49 am - Scribbled out by Daveman the Cool


	Rita October 24, 2007 11:29 AM PDT So didja call this mornin?? One failure to call does not a bad dad make, but don't let it happen again... ;-D


	Judy October 24, 2007 10:14 AM PDT Dude, my dad NEVER calls me - it is always me calling him - and it is okay that way. Call today!


	J f Z October 24, 2007 09:52 AM PDT Damn. You're so off your meds, you're going to have to buy a Cadillac with OnStar to find your way back. /scampers off/


	AbbyNormal October 24, 2007 09:51 AM PDT I think it would've been easier and less painful to just call.


	pendoodles October 24, 2007 09:19 AM PDT okie gokie nuff is nuff GO CALL!!! lol i wanna know when dat widdle tadpole is comin ;)


	beej October 24, 2007 08:36 AM PDT You could always just call her today...sheesh.


	Howard October 24, 2007 08:11 AM PDT Okay, one you shouldn't be so hard on yourself. Just call this morning. Two, I don't believe for a second you have the coordination to massacre yourself like you just claim you did. Nice description though.

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