Last night ... he came in like he owned the place.  I asked him what he thought he was doing, to which I got no reply.  This brazen uninvited guest proceeded to walk around ignoring me as if I had not spoken or in the room.

I'm sorry folks.  This made me so mad, I killed him where he stood.., with my shoe no less!  I stepped on the freak and made him die, die, die. Muahahahahaahaa..

It was a brown scorpion, a baby about ¾" to an inch long.  Fist centipedes, now scorpions.  Oh - that reminds me.., I'll be posting a pic of another creature what traverses our land.  Assuming I don't forget it.  Do feel free to remind me.