Silence is a dish best served with a side order of Shup

Thursday, February 23, 2006

Oh how I wish I could share with you something that plagues me. A desire to tell what I know, but alas I can not. The urge to share something that is completely unprovable - I suppose the way I feel would be similar to someone who claims to have witnessed a UFO landing up close and personal, has no witnesses, no physical evidence, nothing. People would laugh such a one into depression, scientists would scoff - and relatives would probably deny any relationship to the the person.

No, I haven't witnessed a UFO landing. I was just making an analogy of sorts. Fact is, I'd be more willing to tell about seeing such a thing as a UFO landing or abduction than the experience(s) I've had of which I cant tell you. Don't you hate teasers? But really - at least a teaser is followed up with something.., something you're not getting here. You're feeling baited right about now, waiting for the inevitable punchline aren't you? Admit it - you are! Sorry. No fun with pun on you guys this time. Not about my unmentioned experience anyway.

No - I guess if I were to pitch you a bone, I'd say..., Sorry - I'm all out of bones. But thats not what I'm talking about either. If I told you - I'd be laughed at by half of you and the remainder would be on the phone, humoring me, while dialing up the White Suites to come and take me away - aha - come to take me away. Oh great - now I gotta get those cursed lyrics out of my head... "They're coming to take me away, aha, they're coming to take me away..." (who wrote and sung that piece? what was the title?)

Trust a shrink? Muahahah! Riiiight! Same scenario; I'd be locked away. Trust a scientists? With no proof, its a waste of time. Fact is - if you came to me - and told me this same stuff, I'd humor you, try to change the subject and failing that, I'd be - "out of there, baby!".

Perhaps this is my way of getting it out of my system without actually compromising myself. Edging to the border of getting it all out, dangerously close but stopping just short of falling off the ledge. And then, there's always that possibility that I'm delusional in this. Thats one angle I suppose. That would be nice. At least I could say - hey, I'm delusional! Ain't that great! The whole XXXXXX XXXX XXX XXXXXXX XXXXXX XXXX situation was just the meanderings of a delusional mind! and then wander off and lick a fire hydrant or something.

Well - you wanted me to write something so I did. Deal with it. No! I wont tell what it is - but thanks for asking. ABBY AND PENNY!! PUT DOWN THE BLEEPIN' PHONE! Trying to get get ahead of me huh? I thought as much. You were either dialing the National Inquirer or the Sunny Brook Nut Farm. As if.

Besides - if I told you.., those guys what dress like a cheap version of the Blues Brothers might show up at your door in unmarked vans, coming to take YOU away - aha! coming to take you away....Muahahahaa! Muahahahaa! <hack-hack-cough-wheeze>... Ahem.

Posted at 09:54 pm - Scribbled out by Daveman the Cool


	evie October 13, 2006 04:23 PM PDT hmmmm. quiet on the Dave front.


	plh September 2, 2006 11:03 AM PDT PLEASE come back


	RaisingOrleans June 9, 2006 01:00 AM PDT Aretha Franklin just barged in my door yellin', "Kiss my grits!!!" I need an intelligent male's perspective...loved your post...but would ya mind hoppin by my place for the witty, yet accurate take on my last post? I can use all the help I can get right now...thanx.


	Judy May 29, 2006 09:58 PM PDT Dave, just missing you. Hope you can pop back over for a "hullo" soon. Prayers to you and hope your foot is better!


	RaisingOrleans May 27, 2006 07:34 PM PDT i was abducted by aliens once, but the first time i heard em say "probe" i jumped ship!


	monileigh March 12, 2006 04:31 PM PST by the way...about your daughter...there is a condition that is called Bells Palsy...I dunno if I am tying that right or not...and even though it is not fun to deal with, would be a better outcome than a stroke. I am praying! Hang in there and let us know how things are going. K? Hug


	Aile March 12, 2006 03:31 PM PST We KNOW what it is. I got an inkling of something I missed from the girls that made your post more of a "deja-vu" experience. Wasn't it the same people last time? None of us give one iota of thought to what these other people think..we have been here/will be here. Now get back here!


	Judy March 11, 2006 02:10 PM PST I've missed my Dave-fix!


	scott March 8, 2006 01:29 PM PST 'Faith is the substance of things hoped for', daveman. Hope you find a way to get it out. *I am back online, looking forward to your return.


	Steph March 7, 2006 08:50 AM PST >urg<


	chrysalis March 7, 2006 07:24 AM PST Yep, Dave, by even recognizing that song, you and I and a number of commenters here are, like, soooo Toooootally dating ourselves! I mean, Napoleon XIV? That is sooooo last century!


	Giggles March 3, 2006 10:27 AM PST Seems you've disappeared again. You really need to stop doing that. We all have a joint coronary when you do this!


	Herb February 26, 2006 07:18 AM PST Hmmm...Well, important things first, The song is, "They're Coming to Take Me Away" by Napolean XIV, but sometold you that already. Dr. Demento is still on the air but modern radio formatting has kind of hurt the show. Go to his website and you can listen to the current show for a couple bucks. I believe you Daveman because a similar thing happened to me.


	Miss Cellania February 25, 2006 07:20 PM PST To the funny farm, where life is beautiful ll the time..


	plh February 25, 2006 09:51 AM PST EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu G - brown undies? LOL


	G~ February 24, 2006 10:54 PM PST Dude...you are maniacal! But really...tell me this:: Is it better to have a white coat and brown undies or the other way around? Eh? (and you thought YOU were messed up!)


	plh February 24, 2006 06:05 PM PST The Official Dr. Demento Site (with pics and sound bites) hehehe... http://www.drdemento.com/


	Greg February 24, 2006 05:26 PM PST I rmembered it being on Dr. Demento's show, back in the day, but I never would've remembered who did it.


	Daveman February 24, 2006 01:55 PM PST Hmmm thinking - Abby.., okay - lets go with that one. Sounds good to me. :-) Judy: I'm not sure. I've been holding off saying anything about the foot till I figure out if I should see anymore doctors. Im really disgusted with those I ran into so far. Penney: - I cant believe I forgot about Dr,Demento and his freak show! But I did. And the song of course. Ssprite: - Shady Groves called me back and said I wasnt ugly enough and offered a refund. Sharkbait: - I just gave the white suits your address. Looks like I'll have company! Muahahaha!


	AbbyNormal February 24, 2006 01:35 PM PST No fooling me, Daveman! Obviously, you are really from AFFAR - Actual Funny Farm Acquired Residents. You've travelled back here in time to try to change us from our wicked ways!


	Judy February 24, 2006 12:42 PM PST Off topic - how's the foot?


	Penny February 24, 2006 08:17 AM PST "They're coming to take me away, ha-haaa!! They're coming to take me away, ho-ho, hee-hee, ha-haaa!! To the funny farm. Where life is beautiful all the time and I'll be happy to see those nice young men in their clean white coats and they're coming to take me away, ha-haaa!!!!!" Napolean XIV - From Dr. Demento's Delights. Uh, hold on Daveman ... Got a call on the other line. Be right back ... "hello? Yes, Doc, I think we need to do something for D-Man. SOON! I've heard of this place where they have men in little white coats and ..."


	plh February 24, 2006 06:41 AM PST no i was callin the Shady Groves Retirement Home LOL - they said there is no space availble - means you will just have to put away your rocking chair Abby gave you and the lap throw i crochetted for a few more years ;)


	Sharkbait February 24, 2006 03:12 AM PST "They're coming to take me away, aha, they're coming to take me away..." I know that song. It's been awhile since I've heard that song. It was back in those yender years. Sung by them. Awesome lyrics by those buggers...they had a concert over there too. But now its just over here and never there. Pity really...

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