Today I decided I'm not going to write about anything. Why should I? Is there a rule that says I have to? No! Or at least I have not seen such a legal document.  So, there you have it. I shall not be writing about anything!  I have the law on my side with this do don't mess with me.  I'm friends with the Blog Police and the Blog Mafioso, so trust me, you don't want to press me on this.

 

            My mind has been made up, all of ten minutes ago.  You see, I spent most of the morning debating on what to write and had lots of things to write about.  I started writing on one thing, got hung up on it and deleted it. Then started writing on something else which hit snag then finally it hit me. Why write anything?? I don't have to! So I wont.

            Thats why I am writing you (the reader - if thats who you really are), to tell you I am not writing.  I realize some of you just cant get through the day without reading this blog and no doubt are in shock that I wont be writing today.  I am really sorry for this let down, but you really need to find something interesting to do since I'm not writing today. Yes, for today - you will just have to get by without my words of mind blowing wisdom and without my answers to the problems of the universal at large.

 

            If I were to write today I would have written about how the overall quantum matrix can be manipulated in such a way as to reverse time flow to a crawl, as well as be used to slide to parallel multi-universes by utilizing something called "dark substrate matter" and incologating it into a stream of quarks.  But no - I forgo that for today and refuse to say a word about anything. Well, actually I might say it - but will not be writing about it.  Herb - get your finger outta your nose! You didn't think I saw that eh? Yes I did, just like I saw Scott and KevenTheOneArmedBoy, shooting spit-wads at AbbyNormal and a screaming Ssprite.