Imaginary Friends and Lovers

Wednesday, January 25, 2006

Ever hear that song about the "Imaginary Lover"? Well - my imaginary friend went away and now I got an Imaginary Girlfriend!!! And let me tell you - she's lewkeeng geud! She's real pretty (assuming you could see her) and she talks a lot like Charo, the Spanish guitarist/singer/actress/comedian.

My Imaginary Girlfriend's name is, Lucinda Juanita Juandice Delecroix Jemenez Dominique and here is the imaginary email she sent me this morning....,

Dear Customer

We were hoping to avoid taking such drastic action but your failure to pay your agreed monthly.....

WHOA! Wrong Email. Hold on a second....... ****sifts through email**** ....., okay, here it is. Here's the lovely romantic email I got from my Imaginary girl friend, Lucinda Juanita Juandice Delecroix Jemenez Dominique ...

Dearest Daveman...,

Ju make me to have my hart swell to big paddy-booms. My leeps wan to tuch jur leeps because, jur leeps is so fat like sessy sponges of luf. Pleese - pleese make the sessy keessy face for me jus wan more time, my sessy Daveman?

Ju ha make me so very happy my heeps wiggle and jiggle and R-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r Coochie- Coochie, yeehaa! See what ju do to me my Capi-tan Daveman? Make with the keessy face to me now! I wait for ju my luf!!! An when ju come, bring a ring or ju are a dead man.

Sincerely, Jur Imaginary Girl Friend..,

Lucinda Juanita Juandice Delecroix Jemenez Dominique

You know what? I'm beginning not to like this imaginary girlfriend, already. Have you priced imaginary rings, let alone ever seen one? Besides - my lips ain't fat! What noive! and that trilling coochie-coohie was annoying enough when Charo did it. Suppose Lucinda stood up in a restaurant and did that? I'd be so embarrassed.

FOOT REPORT: Except for a smooth surfaced slight puffiness - the foot looks good. Oh and there is still a red patch on my foot. Not really as much red as it is pinkish/tan type of appearance. And certain ways I move my foot as I try to exercise it causes some pain similar to a slightly sprained ankle and across the top tendons. I may reschedule an appointment to see Dr. Krishna to see if the skin infection is purely a secondary condition. I really cant see how a skin infection can cause pain "in" the ankle and tendons.

Posted at 07:34 am - Scribbled out by Daveman the Cool


	G~ January 27, 2006 01:15 PM PST ROFLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I know what, Dave, you should dump that Lucinda-Charo-wannabe...and go for the Carol-Burnett-as-Charo kinda chick! Now THAT is hilarious!! And I think you'd make a great couple, too! (and I didn't know you could speak Cootchie-Cootching Hip-Slammin' Spanish Chick! ---I am impressed. Scared and bewildered, but impressed.)


	Da Coppers January 26, 2006 05:17 AM PST Okay, Daveman, put down the prescription bottle and back away from the computer. Slowly.


	Penny January 25, 2006 02:05 PM PST I just hope you didn't give your imaginary lover your imaginary credit card number ... of course, that may be why you got that other email. Might wanna check that out, Daveman!


	Judy January 25, 2006 01:22 PM PST Dave, stand on your own two feet and get this girl outta here - you have two feet again, right? RIGHT?


	scott January 25, 2006 01:20 PM PST You been listening to the Blues again? Dang dang dang dang Aaaam Inna moooood fur lurve Dang dang dang dang Glad your foot is keeping pace with the rest of you.


	Daveman January 25, 2006 12:17 PM PST I corrected it and added a link - it was Singular "lover" not "lovers". Sowee.


	AbbyNormal January 25, 2006 09:51 AM PST pecking my head with finger trying to remember a song titled "Imaginary Lovers", not working Well, maybe you can just have imaginary LJJDJD give you an imaginary foot massage. OUCH!


	plh January 25, 2006 07:57 AM PST choochie CHOOCHIEEE ;) hehehe - i cant help myself - im glad to hear the ____ is somewhat returning to normal - i cant imagine why the pain would remail since the infection is going away - the only thing that comes to mind is something to do with the bone? and infection in it? - id go back & ask :) -

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