People look at me weelly strange lately. I am nawt an aminal, I'm a mayun! A hooman beyun! Shoot my guts out do I not die? Stab me enough do I not leak blood like a stuck hawg? Beat me till I'm black and blue do I not haul your glutious maximus to court and sue the pea soup out of you? I am nawt an aminal! Animals cant sue, hello!
I walk funny thats true. Listen, I got problems. But the doc says I'm much better now. NO! Not THOSE kinds of problems.., geesh! Ya macaroons! I got a messed up foot. Get a clue. I was amazed to see a reasonable facsimile of a foot this morning though still puffy somewhat. Rather than jinx myself my saying its almost well - I wont say that. I'll just leave it at a vague implication hoping my foot is too stupid to catch on.
I have a two day restraining order put on me to stay 5 feet away from
AbbyNormal's blog residence when she and the Blog Police found out I was the ringleader in the party at her blog while she was away and
Herb ratted out my Identity as, "Da Boss, Daveman Guido", head of the organization otherwise known as, "Thugs-R-Us". By the way, Herb. Your membership is under review.
Scott - did we get that fresh shipment of cement shoes in yet? AHEM!
Anyways...the rumors of
KevenTheOneArmedBoy's disappearance are false. I had nothing to do wit his vanishing act. Besides, hes a very good swimmer I hear. I'm sure his body - erm - he will emerge somewhere. Kev, get the Blog Fuzz off my back and post sumpin already and clear my bad name.
My last word for today??
Ssprite. All is forgiven. I do not hold you responsible for joining Herb in ratting me out. In fact you should be getting a package today sometime by the parcel service. Our Black Unmarked Vans.., I mean.., the new UPs trucks are fairly well timely.
FTS - will attest to that. ***wonders if the boys let fts go yet**
- Oh well. Later yous guys and gals! And uh.., I'll be watching you..
PS..,
Penny.., that gnome in your yard... silence is golden.. aint it funny how gnomes tend to trip, fall and break sumpin?
Posted at 01:55 pm - Scribbled out by
Daveman the Cool
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FTS
January 24, 2006 12:21 PM PST
I wuz framed, I tell ya. I'm out and wookin' pa nub... |
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Penny
January 24, 2006 08:04 AM PST
I've been watching that little Gnome ... and his eyes keep following me! Creepy little bugger! |
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Herb
January 24, 2006 05:05 AM PST
Guido baby, ya gotta listen ta me. it was my good twin what done that ta yerse. |
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Judy
January 23, 2006 10:14 PM PST
There's a foot down there????
Wow.... |
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kevin the one-armed
January 23, 2006 07:25 PM PST
Yep, still alive Dman. I'm busier than a one armed paper hanger but will try to pay a little more attention to my blog. |
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AbbyNormal
January 23, 2006 05:14 PM PST
Dat's right! Five feet! And not five little dainty feet. Five big swollen feet! Dat's what I'm talkin' 'bout! |
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plh
January 23, 2006 05:00 PM PST
ohhh 500yrs or so isnt that long i guess *hold hand out to show off my my new 'look' - im gonna set a trend thanks to you Daveman ;) |
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Daveman Guido
January 23, 2006 02:44 PM PST
Sorry Ssprite - Gorilla Glue has no known solvent. But not to worry - it will break down (in theory) in about 500 years. Maybe.
See! You were worrying for naught. |
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plh
January 23, 2006 02:28 PM PST
i still cant get my hand out of this danged pures Davaman *cuts comment short because a new black shiny UPS van has pulled up outside & thinks... funny NO UPS markings on in... hummm... |
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