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Saturday, January 07, 2006
Latin Flea Bite Disease

            Not to worry.  I'm certain you are as sick of hearing about my "Latin Flea Bite Disease" (Phlebitis [flee-bite-is] ) as I am. So I will not mention my foot at all in this entry. Not at all. I mean, if I hear about my latin flea bite again, I'll go stark raving mad! Mad! Mad, I say.
            For example;  I would not bother you with details of when I first get up and lower my foot from the bed, of the pain that follows as blood rushes down into the foot.  Nor would I mention about my early morning lack of balance and nearly falling several times using both crutches. Nope - I will spare you all such details.
            And to think, you came to my blog with dread, thinking I was going to crybaby more about my foot.  What foot? I don't know what you're talking about! See - you feared for naught.
 
FORTUNE COOKIES YOU DON'T WANT TO SEE...,
  • Your date is cheating on you!
  • Confusion Say; you just ate poison cookie!
  • Your In-Laws are moving in soon. Yes! Over your dead body.
  • We hope you enjoyed your soup. We take pride in our Cat Soup Dejur.
-- - - what Fortune cookie would you not want to see?
PS - Interview with 11 year old, Renee Olstead  coming soon. It really is..
Also if you wish to stop music from playing - just hit your [ESC] key once.

Posted at 08:53 am - Scribbled out by Daveman the Cool

AbbyNormal
January 7, 2006   11:48 AM PST
 
We usually add the "In bed" part to the end as in:

"You caught flea bite us disease...in bed" OUCH!
plh
January 7, 2006   09:14 AM PST
 
we have a family tradition to add a saying in the beginnind to the fortune, while reading it -

we say...
IN BED ______ <the fortune>_____

example:
IN BED 'Your In-Laws are moving in soon. Yes! Over your dead body.'

my worst fortune to be read...
IN BED 'We hope you enjoyed your soup. We take pride in our Cat Soup Dejur. We used YOUR favorite CAT!!!'

hahahahahahaha
 


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