I uh hab a bu tismus mitout wu...,

I uh be toe bu ting-un ub wu

 

Deh huh waishuns ub wed

On uh dween tismus tee

wont nah be da tame

Ip wu na heya weh meh

 

An weh dose bu no fakes tart fawin

An weh dose bu memoweeds tart fawin

Wu be dwon aw wite weh yo Tismus ub why

But I uh hab uh bu - bu - bu Tismus

 

Ooo-Ooo-Ooo- Ooo

 

Deh huh waishuns ub wed

On uh dween tismus tee

Oh wo be da tame

Ip wu nah heh betide meh

 

I uh hab a bu Tismus dah fo tertan..,

An dah wheh dat bu har aye tar huh un

Yu uh beh dwon awe wite

Weh yo Tismus uh why

Buh I uh hab a bu - bu - bu Tismus

 

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