*A*L*E*R*T* - "Aliens to invade Earth in 2010"

Friday, November 25, 2005

[UPDATE BELOW] Warning! In the year 2010, aliens are due to land in the Midwest and some other part of these United States! How do I know? Sylvia Browne, said so on the Montel Show [why he gives the woman airtime i have nooo idea]. She says their intentions will be to enlighten mankind and I suspect bring us some Intergalactic Style Pizza...., how else you gunna spread the love without Pizza? Ya cant!

Be sure when I say, aliens and landings, I'm not talking about a crowded Cuban Taxi washing ashore to bring us new technologies like the Cuban Cigar Lighter and Flashlights. No, Sylvia means, extraterrestrials, "Phone Home", E.T.s from outer space. This comes from the woman who foresaw the IRS being shut down in a year or two of her prediction - which I might add never happened. Is it me or does Sylvia Brown look like Mr. Roper in drag? I'm not trying to be cruel here.., its just an observation. I'm certain I'd never be Mr Atlas, so no, I'm not throwing stones. Gravel YES! Rocks, no.

UPDATE: Canadian accuses U.S. Bush Administration of attempting to start an Intergalactic war! Wants Canadian Parliment to establish ExoPolitics to be the first in rolling out the red carpet for extraterrestrials. President Bush replied; "Like my momma used to say, the only good ET is a daid ET. Kill em all and god sort em out"

In unrelated news.., sadly, Pat Morita of Karate Kid fame (Mr. Miyagi & Arnold on Happy Days) has died at the age of 73 from natural causes. I don't buy his death was from natural causes, but I guess its possible. Certainly its not unheard of. So get off my back. My theory is that the same Black Dragon Ninjas that got Bruce Lee and his son, nailed him with the Rubber Hand of death! This is an ancient art that takes years to master - waving a giant flexible rubber hand in such a way it causes the victim to die from laughter.

Capti-tan Nemo

Posted at 09:27 am - Scribbled out by Daveman the Cool


	AbbyNormal November 26, 2005 11:05 AM PST I actually followed the link and read the Canadian story. Read that whole thinking waiting for the punch line. Did I miss it?? Maybe he's right. I'm still messed up since that dang Hale-Bop comet! May The Force be with you!


	buffi November 25, 2005 10:20 PM PST I just saw that about Pat Morita on the news as I was reading this. Creeeepy! Oh, and very sad about Arnold and all.


	plh November 25, 2005 02:12 PM PST hey i like your Nemo!!! :) wax onnnnnnn wax offffffff wax onnnn wax offf sabd da floor pain da fence hehehe ;)


	Jerry November 25, 2005 12:39 PM PST Not coicedentally, the (estimated) nubmer one cash crop of Canada is Marijuana. This explains to me how and why a defense minister would call for such hearings. Or maybe he has been watching that surface movie too closely. (if that show is infact about e.t. i've never seen it but it looks like it.)


	AbbyNormal November 25, 2005 10:44 AM PST Omigosh, your RIGHT! Sylvia Browne does look just like Mr. Roper in drag! That's where he's been since Three's Company was cancelled! Purdy fishy!

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